Jeffrey the Elf

There once was an elf named Jeffrey. He was a good little elf. Most people think that all elves work for Santa, but that isn't really true. Some elves live in Florida, New Mexico, and England. Jeffrey lived in Canada. He lived in a big house (Well to him it was big!). But it pretty much was an apartment. Jeffrey worked in an office for Toys'R'Us. Jeffrey was taller than all the other elves. That always made him stand out. While the average elf was three feet, Jeffrey was three feet and one inch. One day Jeffrey was watching his favorite show, Wipe Out. He got a tweet: from E.S.C. ToysRUself1234, "I will follow you where ever you go!" One thing you don't know about Jeffrey is that he's part of the S.S.E (Secret Service Elves). He goes on special missions with his friends, Dora and Boots. The Dora the Explorer show was just a cover for the S.S.E. After the tweet, Jeffrey called Dora and Boots.

He said, "It's time for a mission!"

He knew who E.S.C. was all too well. It was…Santa's evil twin! All the elves called him E.S.C. The next day Jeffrey met Dora and Boots at their usual place. Dora and Boots dressed as the always did for the show. Jeffrey was in costume too. He was a bush.

"Hola! Soy Dora!"

"And I'm Boots!"

"And we need help to get to the Palace!" (E.S.C. evil palace)

Nobody really noticed the dancing bush. Then Swiper came out. Swiper was really just one of E.S.C.'s Idiots. Idiots were scared of everything! Dora and Boots scared the Idiot away with a gerbil. Now all they had to do was do over the bridge, through the forest, past Grandma's house, and they'd be there.

*A few hours later*

Finally they were there! E.S.C. came out. He was really skinny and young.

"I am evil Santa Claus, and you can never destroy me!"

He had a really squeaky voice!

"Who dares to challenge me?"

Jeffrey the elf went up, still disguised as a bush.

"Anyone besides this bush?"

Nobody said or did anything else.

"Fine! Bring it on Bushy!"

This battle was as interesting as watching a bush fight a teenager (Which was pretty much what was happening). It's sad to say…..the teenage lost to the bush.

"Never mess with bush elves!" Jeffrey yelled, while doing his victory dance: the lawn mower into the sprinkle and cabbage patch combo. Of course they couldn't put this on a kid show. So E.S.C. became the good prince. And nobody knows anything else.