The Gundam's Shrinking Spandex
Authors: Cataclysmic_fear and Rage_Fire
Disclaimers: DON'T OWN!!!! Pretend you never saw this...
Pairings: 1+2, 5+dragon boxers, H+Stretcher,....J/K
Warnings: OOC, LOL, A bit of Duo bashing, A LOT of Relena Bashing, Silliness, all in all, a little bit of everything. I have no Idea what came over us.... ^_^
Prologue
One day, Duo and Heero were walking in the park. It had just rained, and there were several very large mud puddles around. Out of the blue, Duo said, "Hey! I bet I could beat you in a mud fight!"
Heero didn't comment. Instead he bent down, scooped up some mud, and lobbed it with all of his strength at Duo's face. Duo stumbled backwards with the force of the blow. He then spit up a large amount of mud, [C_F: Unfortunately Duo's mouth had been open when the projectile hit him].
"Alright," Duo bellowed, "That's it, you're goin' DOWN!!!!"
What followed was a fast but furious mud battle, in which both Heero and Duo got completely covered in mud.
"Let's go home." Said Duo who now sported a black eye, [C_F: From a mud ball hurled with tremendous force].
"You lost, you get to do the laundry," said Heero in his normal drone of a voice.
"Aaaaaawwwwww...Do I have to?" Asked Duo in a whiny babyish voice, he had started to pout.
"You're so cute when you pout!", said Heero in that stupid, annoying voice grownups use on kids cuz they think kids are stupid.
"Stop it!!!", Duo shouted as Heero started pinching his cheeks.
"Does little Duo-Wuo want a huggie-wuggie?", Heero asked in that same stupid voice.
"I do NOT want a huggie-wuggie...I mean a Hug!"
"Why won't you let me hug you, my little Koi-Boi?", asked Heero in a slightly put-out version of the stupid voice.
"BECAUSE I'M NOT YOUR LITTLE KOI-BOI!!!!!" Duo screamed as loudly as he could. "Wait.... maybe I am....poo."
"But I wanna huggie-wuggie....." Tears started to well in Heero's eyes. [C_F: awwwww], [R-F: C_F is a retard]
"DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE!?!? DOES ANYTHING PUNCTURE THAT THICKY-WICKY SKULL OF YOURS?! I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU HUGGIE-WUGGIE ME!!!", Duo had to stop here to catch his breath. Suddenly, he had an IDEA. [C_F: oh no...]
"Why would you want to hug me anyway," Duo said slyly, "When Relena-San is standing right behind you?"
Heero whirled around, prepared to start shouting Death threats as fast as he could, but when he had done a proper 180, he didn't see Relena anywhere.
"Duo, I don't see Relena anywhere." Heero said dropping the stupid voice.
There wasn't a response. Heero looked over his shoulder and saw Duo's speedily retreating backside in the distance.
To Be Continued....
How will this story end?
Will Heero succeed in Hugging Duo?
Will their clothes ever get dry?
Will Heero finally catch on?
And will he catch up to Duo?
Find out in the first chapter of....The GUNDAM'S SHRINKING SPANDEX!!!!
Authors: Cataclysmic_fear and Rage_Fire
Disclaimers: DON'T OWN!!!! Pretend you never saw this...
Pairings: 1+2, 5+dragon boxers, H+Stretcher,....J/K
Warnings: OOC, LOL, A bit of Duo bashing, A LOT of Relena Bashing, Silliness, all in all, a little bit of everything. I have no Idea what came over us.... ^_^
Prologue
One day, Duo and Heero were walking in the park. It had just rained, and there were several very large mud puddles around. Out of the blue, Duo said, "Hey! I bet I could beat you in a mud fight!"
Heero didn't comment. Instead he bent down, scooped up some mud, and lobbed it with all of his strength at Duo's face. Duo stumbled backwards with the force of the blow. He then spit up a large amount of mud, [C_F: Unfortunately Duo's mouth had been open when the projectile hit him].
"Alright," Duo bellowed, "That's it, you're goin' DOWN!!!!"
What followed was a fast but furious mud battle, in which both Heero and Duo got completely covered in mud.
"Let's go home." Said Duo who now sported a black eye, [C_F: From a mud ball hurled with tremendous force].
"You lost, you get to do the laundry," said Heero in his normal drone of a voice.
"Aaaaaawwwwww...Do I have to?" Asked Duo in a whiny babyish voice, he had started to pout.
"You're so cute when you pout!", said Heero in that stupid, annoying voice grownups use on kids cuz they think kids are stupid.
"Stop it!!!", Duo shouted as Heero started pinching his cheeks.
"Does little Duo-Wuo want a huggie-wuggie?", Heero asked in that same stupid voice.
"I do NOT want a huggie-wuggie...I mean a Hug!"
"Why won't you let me hug you, my little Koi-Boi?", asked Heero in a slightly put-out version of the stupid voice.
"BECAUSE I'M NOT YOUR LITTLE KOI-BOI!!!!!" Duo screamed as loudly as he could. "Wait.... maybe I am....poo."
"But I wanna huggie-wuggie....." Tears started to well in Heero's eyes. [C_F: awwwww], [R-F: C_F is a retard]
"DO I LOOK LIKE I CARE!?!? DOES ANYTHING PUNCTURE THAT THICKY-WICKY SKULL OF YOURS?! I'M NOT GONNA LET YOU HUGGIE-WUGGIE ME!!!", Duo had to stop here to catch his breath. Suddenly, he had an IDEA. [C_F: oh no...]
"Why would you want to hug me anyway," Duo said slyly, "When Relena-San is standing right behind you?"
Heero whirled around, prepared to start shouting Death threats as fast as he could, but when he had done a proper 180, he didn't see Relena anywhere.
"Duo, I don't see Relena anywhere." Heero said dropping the stupid voice.
There wasn't a response. Heero looked over his shoulder and saw Duo's speedily retreating backside in the distance.
To Be Continued....
How will this story end?
Will Heero succeed in Hugging Duo?
Will their clothes ever get dry?
Will Heero finally catch on?
And will he catch up to Duo?
Find out in the first chapter of....The GUNDAM'S SHRINKING SPANDEX!!!!