Project X Zone 2 Opening:
The scene opens up with a fade of white. A piano solo then begins to play as the foggy scenery slowly clears up showing our three main heroes walking forward holding their weapons.
The camera then shows a mans shoulder, a woman's bare hip in a dress, and a woman's chest in a bikini clad top. The camera briefly shows the three stopping in the middle of the street.
The camera then pans up to show Xiaomu smiling cutely holding her staff before panning up showing Reiji holding his staffs having his hand on his hip before panning up showing Kitsuna in a Shinra uniform smirking proudly having her arms crossed over her chest as she holds her gun in her left hand.
The camera then shows the three standing together as they stare at the golden chains in front of them before briefly showing a dark monster that fades.
As gold chains move across the screen, the scenery fades showing the alleys and enemies alike getting ready to battle before lastly showing Saya with Ouma.
The scene switches showing Reiji then revealing all the allies around him. The golden chains run across switching the scene showing Urashima piloting the vehicle as Reiji and Xiaomu watch. Kitsuna walks up to them holding a donut while sipping a drink as she pesters Urashima to go faster.
Urashima instantly goes full throttle causing Reiji to fall against the wall while Kitsuna falls on Xiaomu spilling her drink all over the window as the ship disappears into the dimension.
The scene then switches to show Haseo eagerly fighting a demon eventually having trouble before showing Dante appearing before him ready to fight the demon.
The scene then switches to Yuri crossing swords with an enemy who quickly jumps away before quickly being attacked by a rising demon from the ground.
The scene then switches to T-elos launching forward to attack Phoenix and Maya who quickly run away only to cornered by the Nemesis T Type who is then blasted by Ulala, Leanne, and Majima as chains rise up behind them...only to reveal a horde of monsters. The three then run away.
The scene then switches to multiple allies charging to fight before switching the scene to show Reiji, Xiaomu, and Kitsuna in a green background ready to fight the new enemy: Sheath who stands alongside Ayame, Katuna, and Juri.
The three enemies then charge as Reiji, Xiaomu, and Kitsuna charge for them.
The scene then briefly switches to show KOS-MOS and Fiora getting ready to battle.
The scene then switches to Reiji, Xiaomu, and Kitsuna breaking the gold chains before the camera shows Says, Sheath, and Katuna charging back to attack them.
Each of them stand to point their weapons at each other before an explosion occurs.
The seen then switches to show Valkyrie calmly flying off into the distance before fading.
The scene then shows multiple ally's jumping at the screen from Axel, to Felicia, to Aty and Ingrid before Felicia jumps back to happily join them.
The scene then switches to show Chrom and Lucina along with Lightning Farron standing on top of cars on a wreaked street as helicopters point their spotlights at the camera to switch the scene.
The scene then switches to Ryu and Akira beating up enemies before being shocked by Sonic who quickly spin dashes on the enemy before he gives his signature thumbs up.
A large enemy then erupts from the ground before the camera rapidly switches to show all the ally's.
The scene then switches to show Xiaomu, Kitsuna, and Reiji together before revealing all the ally's alongside them.
The scene then switches to Captain Cammando shooting a blast before showing Alisa and Ciel attacking together before showing Mega Man blasting before switching to show Kite fighting his evil counterpart.
The scene then switches to show Reiji, Kitsuna, and Xiaomu standing before the main large enemy.
The scene then switches to show all the ally's with glowing aura around them flying up to attack the enemy together. As Kitsuna flies up she blows a kiss at the camera before charging up alongside the enemies before lastly showing Xiaomu winking at the camera before flying up to fight with the others.
The camera then switches to rapidly show printed images of members of Shinra and Ouma before lastly showing a photo of Reiji, Kitsuna, and Xiaomu walking off...
Well yeah...that's how I saw it anyways...
Let's start the story shall we?
Kitsuna's POV:
Kitsuna: (Sad) Aww! I don't wanna go home! I'm gonna miss you guys!
Xiaomu: It's okay! Here! If you want, Reiji and I can save you a spot at Shinra for a job or internship!
Kitsuna: (Happy) Thanks Xiaomu! But I'm way too famous to be needing to do any work aside from Bounty Hunting with my man!
After chatting up some more, Fuse and I were transported back to the Phantom World...
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It had been 3 years since the crazy battles and crossing over into different dimensions.
Due and her slaves had been defeated and Mii had gotten her family's portal stone back.
I was SO wrong to say what I have said to Xiaomu after her offer to work for Shinra...
During those years, a dirty rumor stirred up affecting my singing career.
This resulted in my break up with Gantz.
The IRS had taken a lot away from me including Fuse...
I couldn't take it anymore with my crazed/angered fans or the press...
I had to get away from this world for awhile...
I had contacted Shinra and taken up Xiaomu's offer...
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Reiji's POV:
I stood in front of Roppongi waiting for my partners to show up.
I went into deep thought.
Reiji: Well well, so it's Roppongi. I should've known...
Reiji: The dimensional rift is growing unstable. This place could be sealed off at any time.
Reiji: Xiaomu...where the devil have you gotten to?
Reiji:...Probably making who-ha with that other kitsune...ugh...those two...
I heard singing and turned seeing Xiaomu skipping towards me.
Xiaomu: Hey there, Reiji! Did ya have to...wait?!
Reiji: You're late, Xiaomu. Need I remind you we've got a job to do?
Xiaomu: Complain, complain! You sound just like your father, Shogo, you know that?
Xiaomu: We noble agents of Shinra who protect the world from monsters most grody...blah blah blah!
Reiji: It doesn't take his level of dedication to be annoyed by your work ethic. Show up late again and you're getting a spanking.
Xiaomu: Heh, you that like it's a deterrent.
Xiaomu: But I suppose this is no time to get lost in fantasies.
?: If you two are done flirting, I'd like to start my guitar solo!
Reiji: What?!
A rapid guitar solo then played out of nowhere.
Xiaomu and I turned to the source of the music and saw how it came from our temporary recruit, Kitsuna playing a guitar as she walked up to us.
She wore a black bandeau bikini top with crossover white straps, Shinra's signature red cropped vest, Shinra's signature fingerless gloves, black leather hotpants with white lining and a white button, red fishnet thigh highs and high heeled knee high black boots with white laces. In her hair was a white bow.
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Kitsuna's POV:
I then finish up my solo before striking a pose.
Kitsuna: (Happy) Oh yeah!
Reiji:...Why'd you bring your guitar?
Kitsuna: (Normal) C'mon now! You know I need it to fight!
I snap my fingers making the guitar disappear.
Xiaomu:...What are you wearing?!
Kitsuna: (Frown) What's wrong with my outfit? You said the theme was red and black!
Xiaomu: Yeah, but still! You even more like a stripper than before!
Kitsuna: (Glare) Now don't you start! I don't want any stripper jokes in this crossover!
Xiaomu: Pull down your shorts!
Kitsuna: (Glare) You put on some underwear!
Reiji: Sigh...how long are you staying in this world again?
Kitsuna: (Annoyed) How rude...
Kitsuna: (Normal) It's only for the summer or at least until the rumors in my world die down.
Xiaomu: Hey, so was it you who ate my last batch Honey Nut Cheerios, this morning?
Kitsuna: (Cheeky) Oh...were those your Cheerios? I'm sorry...
Xiaomu: Ugh! Kitsuna! You eat everything!
Kitsuna: (Cheeky) Ha ha ha! That's the life of being roommates...
Reiji: A roommate who doesn't pay her rent...
Kitsuna: (Annoyed) Reiji I'll pay it! Just give me some time!
Yeah, ever since I joined Shinra, I decided to find a place to stay and that was when Xiaomu offered to let me stay with her and Reiji in their apartment.
Reiji at first did not approve but I promised him I'd help pay rent.
At first I shared a bed with Xiaomu but I couldn't STAND her kicking!
So bringing a blanket and pillow with me, I had slept in the bathtub.
I enjoyed my days with Xiaomu, she was like the sister I've always wanted.
Lucky for me, I didn't have to go through the many months of training since I already had experience in bounty hunting...
Xiaomu: So, Reiji, what's the deal this time?
Reiji: Would it kill you to at least read the mission briefings? First we're investigating the monster readings detected here.
Reiji: After that, we're off to Shibuya to link up with the BSAA.
Kitsuna: (Normal) Wow, we're already crossing over?
Xiaomu: Hold on...BSAA...Oh that anti bioterroism thingie? What's that stand for again...The Badass Sexy Action Agency?
Kitsuna: (Happy) Ha ha! I should have joined that group since I clearly qualify!
Reiji: You can leave anytime...
Kitsuna: (Sad) Why do you hate me, Reiji?
Reiji: The BSAA is the Bioterroism Security Assessment Alliance. Should be the same two agents as always.
Kitsuna: (Annoyed) How can I forget those two agents with the attitudes? I'll never forget how those two lead zombies onto my ship...
Kitsuna: (Sad) Which has also been taken away by the IRS...
Xiaomu: Again? Sheesh, do they even have anyone else?
Kitsuna: (Normal) I'm afraid Raccoon City has a pretty low population due to the B.O.W.'s.
Reiji: EIther way, we're in no position to talk. Speaking of which, have either of you heard from the good doctor yet?
Xiaomu: Still not here. Said she'd bring some new weapon though.
Kitsuna: (Annoyed) I don't like her attitude, can we get a new doctor? One that isn't catty!
Reiji: She's only "catty" because you disrespect her.
Kitsuna: (Anger) When I walked into the office on my first day, she mistook me for a stripper or prostitute to entertain the bosses. Apparently they were having an office party!
Kitsuna: (Anger) Where is she, anyway? Ima tell her off!
Xiaomu: Maybe she's doing her makeup? I can never quite figure out how old she is.
Reiji: The both of your ages are puzzles itself.
Xiaomu: Pff...I lost count after Year 765. There's a lot to deal with when you get as old as me.
Kitsuna: (Sad) You have no idea how lucky you are to be so "old-young".
Xiaomu: Hm? What about you, Kitsuna? How old are you now?
Kitsuna: (Pondering) 18,000...
Kitsuna: (Wink)...Something...
Xiaomu: HA! We both lost track!
The two of us then share a laugh.
Reiji: Well O Ancient and Decrepit Sage Foxes. I'd say it's time to get to work. You two sense anything?
Kitsuna: (Shock) Whoa...now that you mention it!
Xiaomu: Hey, monsters of Roppongi! Show yourselves!
A monster had appeared in front of us.
Reiji: So they're really here. That accounts for the readings we detected but...
Xiaomu: Somethings off about this one.
Reiji: A new monster from, Ouma.
Xiaomu: Hmm...might be. Hard to say.
Kitsuna: (Normal) Well...it's not a cow...or a horse...
Reiji: Either way. It's not friendly, we know that much! Let's do this!
Xiaomu: Hmph...Guess you can only put off work for so long. All right, how about we edge closer while we survey the situation?
Kitsuna: (Happy/Gun) Sounds like a plan! Shall we?
Reiji: Let's close the distance!
Xiaomu then went to Reiji's side.
I look at them crazy.
Kitsuna: (Shock) Wh-wait! Where's my partner? Shouldn't we wait for the doctor?
Xiaomu smiled.
Xiaomu: You're a solo unit!
Kitsuna: (Annoyed) A-GAIN?!
Xiaomu chuckled at my anger while Reiji smirked to himself.
I groan as I look up at the top of the Shibuya building.
Kitsuna: (Sad) Hit it boys...
A group of men then appeared on top of the Shibuya building playing the trumpets, drums, violins, and cellos at the start of the chap.
Prologue 1: Shinra
Reiji: You've got to be kidding me...this again?!
Xiaomu: Let me get this straight! You lose all your stuff but yet you can afford your orchestral crew?!
Kitsuna: (Annoyed) I didn't go bankrupt, Xiaomu...
We then headed to battle.
Reiji and Xiaomu fought while I supported.
PRE DIALOGUE:
Kitsuna: (Cheeky) So when are you gonna tell Xiaomu how you feel?
Reiji: Why don't you mind your own business and focus for once?
Xiaomu: Reiji! Don't hide your feelings for me!
The battle then started.
Kitsuna: Fighting time!
I charge towards the enemy and lash at them with my Mechanical White Hairbow which enlarges in size only to bring out an electrical chainsaw tip which I use to stab, slice, and electrocute the enemy.
I bring out my guitar which is attached to my new twin Shinra guns and play it as I sing allowing bullets to shoot from the air holes of the guitar at the enemy before quickly switching to use my magical hexing abilities to bend and slash at the enemy.
My hair then obediently wraps around my now bare body.
Kitsuna: Like this?
My hair then creates a tornado that blows harsh magic at the enemy which at the same time pushes me back.
POST DIALOGUE:
Kitsuna: (Cheeky) You sure your not a 700 year old were skunk?
Reiji: Wanna get the treatment, Xiaomu gets?
Xiaomu: Hey! No one gets spanked by you, but me!
The fight was soon over...
Or so we thought.
Reiji: Nuts, another one!
Xiaomu: Reiji! When life gives you lemons, you close the bedroom door and read em all! C'mon!
Kitsuna: (Shock) Damn! You too? I only started reading them briefly after my breakup!
Reiji: Both of you, stand back!
We then fought more incoming monsters until they were gone.
An item appeared in front of us.
Xiaomu: Oh! It dropped something? And I just felt the weirdest thing. Like a flash of inspiration!
Reiji: We'll use the item if we can. Never know if something will turn out to be useful.
We then picked up the item.
Another monster then appeared.
Kitsuna: (Annoyed) You've got to be kidding me...
Xiaomu: Right? What's the deal with these things? Are they deliberately trying to slow us down?
Reiji: Could be. That might explain why the Doctor is late, too...
Xiaomu: Quite possible. Let's not waste any more time here. Kitsuna! Reiji! Bring out the big guns!
Kitsuna: (Chainsaw) On it!
Reiji: I'm game. Let's do this!
We then took out all the enemies...
Reiji: I'm not sensing any more hostiles...is that the end of it?
Xiaomu: I think we're safe for now. I'm not picking up any further monster readings.
Kitsuna: (Relaxed) Good! Then can we go to Starbucks for a coffee break?
Xiaomu: Ooh! Yeah! Let's go!
Reiji: Uh, no. We have to wait for the Doctor...hope she's all right.
Kitsuna: (Annoyed) Well that makes one of us, cause' I sure don't give a damn.
Reiji then reads some reports.
Reiji: Report from HQ. Seems those monsters haved popped up again elsewhere. Looks like they're trying to keep Shinra bogged down.
Xiaomu: Oh no..you don't think they got Urashima do you?
Reiji: Still no word from the Doctor, huh?...Wait, what's that?
We then heard a loud vehicle.
Kitsuna: (Shock) Whoa...what is that?
Xiaomu: Sounds a bit too loud to be a car...
Reiji: Look out! Somethings coming!
A large flashy vehicle then pulled up.
Kitsuna: (Happy) No way! The IRS is giving me my Dimensional Vehicles back?! Ooh! It's the new model! The Dimensional Party Bus!
Xiaomu: There's a Dimensional Party Bus...?
Reiji: That body paint job...
Kitsuna: (Frown) Wait a minute...
A familiar white haired woman in a scantily clad red hip bare Shinra uniform got out of the vehicle.
?: Phew. This should be it. Destination-wise.
Xiaomu: U-Urashima...? So this ridiculous slab of metal would be...
Urashima: Xiaomu, dear, I believe I've repeatedly reminded you to call me "Doctor".
Kitsuna: (Sad) So...not my party bus?
Urashima: No, it is not.
Kitsuna: (Annoyed) Thanks, Doctor Obvious...
Urashima: Also, Shinra doesn't approve of overly revealing outfits. You have the option of wearing dress with cutouts or a shirt with pants.
Kitsuna: (Glare) Hold up...you mean to tell me that my outfit is not okay but yet you want me to wear a hip cut dress over my stank bare crotch?!
Kitsuna: (Angry) You'd have to be the dumbest doctor I've ever met!
Urashima: H-how dare you?!
Kitsuna: (Cheeky) Screw this! I'm joining Ouma! At least they have a sense of style!
Reiji: Not funny...
Xiaomu: I'm with Reiji on that one...
Reiji: Chizuru Urashima, head of the Equipment Division. You gonna explain this ginormous car?
Urashima: Reiji, honey. DOCTOR. D-O-C-T-O-R, except it's one word and not 6 letters spelled out like that.
I turn to Reiji and Xiaomu.
Kitsuna: (Normal) If I give her a certificate that says "Real Doctor" will she shut up?
Urashima: So? Curious about the car, are you? Local use heavy duty transport, the pride of our Equipment Division...
Urashima: Dragonturtle Mk. 1! Seats at least 50 troops with oodles of liberty and freedom left over, leg room wise!
Kitsuna: (Frown) Dragon...turtle...
Reiji: Wait, you're telling us you were late because...
Urashima: Honey, this is Tokyo. Streets ain't exactly commodious.
Xiaomu: You had us all worried for nothing! Doesn't the Equipment Division have anything more maneuverable?!
Urashima: This is a joint operation with an outside group, isn't it? A perfect opportunity to dazzle 'em with our latest tech.
Reiji: Uh, Doctor, the only ones meeting up with the BSAA are me, Kitsuna, and Xiaomu. What are we supposed to do with a tour bus like this?
Kitsuna: (Happy) Sell it to me?
Urashima: For someone so young, you're awfully curmudgeony. A sleek, shiny machine like this doesn't tingle you? Pants-wise?
Kitsuna: (Shock) She's a bigger perv than the two of us, Xiaomu!
Xiaomu: Hey!
Reiji: Work is work, Doctor. Pants-tingles don't put food on the table or an enemy in the ground.
Xiaomu: Reiji only gets off on the company of women or the camaraderie of true friends. It's a real hassle sometimes.
Reiji: Note to self: pinch Xiaomu's butt later.
Kitsuna: (Flirty) Ooh...kinky! You go get some of her tiny ass!
Xiaomu: Hey! My ass isn't...that flat...
Kitsuna: (Happy) When this is all over I have a 28 day butt challenge for you to follow! It really works!
Xiaomu: But that will take forever!
Urashima: Hey, you want to violate workplace guidelines, do it inside the car. C'mon! We're heading to Shibuya!
Kitsuna: (Happy) Road trip!
Reiji: Sigh...well the BSAA folks ought to get a few giggles out of this, if nothing else.
Xiaomu: I dunno! I kinda like it! Think of all the epic board game parties you could throw in this.
Reiji: Yes, yes, I'm sure the BSAA came all the way to Japan to sit in a car and trade pretend sheep with each other.
Kitsuna: (Normal) Wonder if this party bus has a pole...
R&R! There you have it! No more updates for this until I finish my Project X Zone prequel! Bye now!