10 ways to annoy Alois Trancy:
1) Tell him that Claude will never be his as he's too busy with Sebby and William. *cough cough*
2) Call him a tyranny and if he gets mad tell him, 'Oh I'm sorry, I thought your last name was Tyranny, not Trancy!'
3) Tell him that Ciel will never be his and that Ciel belongs to Sebastian because Sebastian is Ciel's bitch.
4) Dress up and act like Alois and go around dancing saying, 'Ole!' If he asks what you're doing, tell him, 'That's how incompetent you look and act!' and run away. As you run away, jump in slow motion like what Alois did in the first episode of Season 2 when he goes outside to see his uncle.
5) Dye Alois' hair green and call him Barney! (His favorite color is purple so it does make sense. I bet his soul mate's favorite color is green!)
6) Put him in the closet with the Viscount while he's dressed up as a girl.
7) Tell Alois that the real reason why Luka sold his soul to Hannah was because Luka couldn't bear being seen with his big brother so he decided to die and was hoping that while the town was on fire, Alois would die as well.
8) Tell Alois that Claude was the real reason why his parents died.
9) Tell Alois that Claude was using him for Ciel.
10) Make Alois spend the day with seven other otakus.