Remy's POV

There are duex types of people in this world. The smart hommes who live unharmed and have a no problems in life. Like...I don't know, the prof. He smart. The other people are the stupid smucks who get strangled by their almost girlfriends in a dungeon cell with unfitting Christmas music going on in the backround. Oui, you guessed right! Me, Remy LeBeau.

I know what you're probably thinking at this point, "Remy you ain't a smuck, Scott is" but I digress. Wait that is the right word, oui?

Yes, Remy.

Merci. So as Remy was saying, he is getting strangled by mon cherie, Rogue. Why, you may ask. Well, I'm new to this whole narrating business so I'll have Whitey-

WHITEY?

Um...WC help me out here. WC any better?

Yeah I guess, just no Whitey. Got it!

Gulp, uh...oui. So do you mind helping?

Sure

Its Christmas time. The time of joy and time for all to be happy. Friends and enemys giving up a day of hatered for our dear creators birthday.

Everyone is like this. Everyone except Juggernaut. No, he thought this would be the perfect time to capture Rogue. Why, because he got thrown into the river (I think it's a river) by her and was then frozen by Iceman. Since he was too stupid to distinguish a box from Spongebob, he thought Remy was Bobby so he grabbed him too.

Rogue was wearing a dark green diner dress with a black apron with buttons all over, black tights and combat boots with a winter coat over her dress, and gloves. Remy in normal winter clothes, his trusty trenchcoat and Rogues's hands around his neck.

"Chere-"

"Don't 'chere' meh, Cajun! It's all yer fault!"

"Mias I didn' know who Juggernaut was!"

"So yer sayin' that yah didn't find him suspicious in any way?" "exactment." "Not his size, the fact that he was wearin' a battlesuit an' a helmet, or the way he said 'where is she'?" He shook his head. "Okay, that'd explain why yah said 'Rogue, oh she's BEHIND THA CONTAH!'" She was fuming and Remy seemed unfazed.

"Yer cute when angry."

"AH! YER HOPELESS!"

She floped onto the cot when another song came on. Ah jus' broke up with Joseph an' he thinks its okay to jus' flirt an' follow meh.

"Last Christmas I gave you my heart but the very next da- BOOM!"

Rogue didn't move from her spot, the only thing that changed about her position was her extened arm holding a pistol. This made Remy a little nervous.

"Uh, why do y' have a gun."

She looked at him, "Mah dinah gets hasseled by mutant haters." Then her head fell. "Ah hate Taylor Swift." (1)

This so was not how Rogue wanted to spend Christmas.

(1) I really do hate Taylor swift, but I like the Hilary Duff or WHAM! version.