Authors' Note
CRC: Hey, C. Richard Crawg here, but not for long. See, this ain't my story, I'm just publishing it. So allow me to present the real authors. Amy Rose…
Amy: Hi, Sonic!
CRC: Cosmo…
Cosmo: Hello.
CRC: and Cream.
Cream: Pleased to meet you.
? : Chao!
CRC: Oh, and of course Cheese.
Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.
CRC: But we won't be hearing much from Cheese, this is mostly the girls' show.
Amy: Yeah, except for your commercials.
CRC: Amy, we've been through this, they're not commercials, they are interviews with characters in some of the stories I wrote.
Amy: In other words, they're commercials.
Cream: Amy, be polite: Mr. Crawg let us use his fanfiction account, the least we can do is let him tell people about his other stories.
Cosmo: Yes, and if people don't want to read the interviews, they can skip over those.
Amy: Hmph! Just takes up unnecessary space.
CRC: Look, let's just get to the point of the Authors' Note. You gals wrote a version of Aladdin with yourselves as the characters. Care to tell everyone why?
Amy: Well, I was just thinking about Sonic, about how wonderful he is and how much we love each other, and-
CRC: Yes, yes, yes, but how did you go from there to writing yourself into Aladdin?
Amy: I'm getting there! Anyway, I found myself wishing that Sonic and I were in one of those wonderful movies with romance and adventure and such, and I thought to myself, why don't I rewrite one of them so that it's about us and then give it to him as a present? So I started thinking about what movie I'd do, and… well I don't know, Aladdin just seemed like a good choice. But rather than make myself the princess that Sonic would rescue, I thought it would be a little more realistic to make Sonic the prince who's heart I'd win over. Now, after I had started writing, Cosmo found me and asked what I was doing and if she could join in.
Cosmo: Actually, our roles got a little jumbled. Although, I mostly play the part of Abu during the story, our roles flip several times. It really complicated things. Although the story stays mostly the same for some time, as the story progresses, the extra characters give the story twists and turns that the movie didn't, especially at the point where Cream joined us. See, we didn't think to ask her if she wanted to help, so by the time she found us, we were well into the story.
CRC: So basically, it's the same Aladdin we know and love, but with extra elements as a side effect of writing yourselves into the story.
Cosmo: Exactly.
CRC: Well, this should be fascinating. Could you give us a quick run-down of the character's before we get started?
Cream: (handing me a paper) Sure Mr. Crawg.
CRC: Thanks, Cream, but please call me Richard… or CRC.
Dramatis Persona
Aladdin: Amy Rosaldin (slight Cosmo)
Princess Jasmine: Prince Sonic
Abu: Cosmo Oak (slight Amy)
Rajah: Tails
Jafar: Rouge
Iago: himself but as a Flicky named Elaso
Narrator: Snively
Captain: General Robotnik
Sultan: King Charles Sire (Uncle Chuck)
Carpet: Ariel Chaos (that's Chaos with wings)
Genies: Vector, Charmy and Espio
Extra: Cream
And certain others.
CRC: Alright, looks good. Take it away.