This is just a silly short story on how Sookie should have gotten her revenge on Bill for betraying her, doesn't matter if you haven't read my Dead Betrayal story. Just enjoy!
Sookie POV
Ever since Bill's betrayal, my inner woman has been itching for revenge and now after a week, I have finally decided. Bringing in my fairy godmother card, I dialled Claudine's number and waited for her to pick up. Finally she did.
"Hello?"
"Hey Claudine, its Sookie, you know how your my fairy godmother and your obliged to help me, does getting revenge on an exboyfriend count?"
Bill POV
Tonight was going to be important to depend on whether I will have a blood bag around for a while. Having decided that Selah Pumpfrey would be that very blood bag, I organised the human thing of a date. Why humans insist on having these I do not know. She is to meet me at my house then I will be driving her into town. Driving. Urgh. Why not run? So much faster.
She arrived on time and I quickly entered the garage with her, not even looking at what I was doing. Clicking the key into the ignition, music filled the car. The speakers filled the surrounding air with a tune I was not familiar with. Only then did I see what had happened to my car. I should have noticed it was so obvious. The whole interior was pink. And fluffy. Looking over to the blood bag, she was equally confused. Trying to get out of the insane interior of my car, I realised that the door had locked. When did I do that? Trying to force my way out, the smell of fae magic hit my nostrils, blended in with the smell of strawberries was it? And perfume. Realising I had no way in hell of breaking out of here; I turned my attention to the song that was playing.
But since you been gone
I can breathe for the first time
I'm so movin' on, yeah yeah
Thanks to you, now I get what I want
Since you been gone
How can I put it, you put me on
I even fell for that stupid love song
Yeah, yeah, since you been gone
How come I'd never hear you say
I just wanna be with you
Guess you never felt that way
You had your chance, you blew it
Out of sight, out of mind
Shut your mouth, I just can't take it
Again and again and again and again
Great. Selah was now 'trying' to get out and was looking at me worriedly. Pathetic human. Catching her gaze, I began to glamour her. "You are not scared, you are not confused and will agree to anything I say." Just as I finnished glamouring her, the music changed to part way through another song.
So, so what, I'm still a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't need you
And guess what, I'm havin' more fun
And now that we're done I'm gonna show you tonight
I'm alright, I'm just fine and you're a fool
So, so what, I am a rock star
I got my rock moves and I don't want you tonight
Why do I keep having the feeling that the lyrics are directed at me? Then once again the music changed. Now I'm getting pissed. As the lyrics blasted out, the car began to move without me even doing anything.
GO GO GO GO GO GO GO GO
I don't wanna know
I don't wanna know
Why do evil men get away with it
Can't you see that I'm in a world of shit
Turn your back on hope and go back inside
Stop my bleeding heart and let the engine die
Soon I realised that the car was heading towards Shreveport in the direction of fangtasia. She wouldn't…
Said if I was richer, I'd still be with you
Ha, now aint that some shit?
And although there's pain in my chest, I still wish you the best
With a fuck you
Roaring in anger, I punched the steering wheel and began to find a way to turn the obscured excuse for music off.
Lollipop, must mistake me you're the sucker
To think that I would be a victim not another
Say it, play it how you want it
But no way I'm never gonna fall for you, never you, baby
Womanizer, woman-womanizer, you're a womanizer
Oh you're a womanizer, oh, you're a womanizer baby
You, you-you are, you, you-you are
Womanizer, womanizer, womanizer
Maybe if we both lived in different world, yeah
It would be all good and maybe I could be your girl
But I can't, 'cause we don't, you!
How the hell did we get here so fast?
3rd POV
Bill Compton was seen by fang bangers and vampires that were entering Fangtasia, the music that was blaring out of his car was attracting attention, along with his pink interior.
You're gonna catch a cold
From the ice inside your soul
So don't come back for me
Who do you think you are?
I hear you're asking all around
If I am anywhere to be found
I have grown too strong
To ever fall back in your arms
I've learned to live, half-alive
Now you want me one more time
Who do you think you are?
Runnin' 'round leaving scars
Collecting your jar of hearts
And tearing love apart.
To see what the commotion was outside, the owners of the bar stepped out into the cool air and witnessed the embarrassment of William Compton. The song soon changed and Barbie girl blasted out.
"Oi! Bill! Where's Ken!" The female owner of the bar yelled at the 100% embarrassed vampire. The other owner whispered into her ear about her spending too much time around Yorkshire men.
Sauntering over, Eric, Sherriff of Area 5, oldest vampire in the state, ripped the door off its hinges throwing it to the ground easily. As the door came free, the song changed for the very last time and Bill stepped out of the car to face the laughter of the bar patrons and his Sheriff and his second in command.
I hope you hang yourself with your H&M scarf
While jacking off listening to mozart
You bitch and moan about LA
Wishing you were in the rain reading Hemingway
You don't eat meat
And drive electrical cars
You're so indie rock it's almost an art
You need SPF 45 just to stay alive
your so
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like boys
You're so gay and you don't even like boys
No you don't even like
No you don't even like
No you don't even like…
"LADIES AND GENTLE MEN! BILL COMPTON. MOST EMBARRASSED VAMPIRE OF LOUISIANNA" Pamela announced and raised Compton's hand in the air as he looked on the verge of tears. Everybody was so wrapped up in the laughter and amusement that nobody even noticed the reporter from REAL BLOOD magazine take a picture of William Compton and tell his boss he had found the new cover story for that month's addition.
The songs that I used lyrics from are;
Since you been gone –Kelly Clarkson
So what –P!nk
Go –Blink 182
Fuck you –CeLo Green
Womanizer –Britney Spears
Jar of hearts –Lea Michelle (better version than that other one)
Your so gay –Katy Perry
I own no songs or artists (wish I owned Blink 182, in love with them)
The interior for bills car kinda looks like this : ./imgres?q=pink+and+fluffy+car+interior&um=1&hl=en&sa=N&biw=1366&bih=643&tbm=isch&tbnid=Wi2iSwpVYh2RLM:&imgrefurl=/pictures/158/2672/Nova%2BSports%2BCars_Nova&docid=tFJGeP_rvK2wbM&imgurl=&w=608&h=456&ei=DUsDT9KZBoiVOqOdgZoB&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=484&vpy=297&dur=1938&hovh=194&hovw=259&tx=192&ty=156&sig=100397161410441806095&page=1&tbnh=134&tbnw=179&start=0&ndsp=21&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0
This was just some fun, I actually made the front cover of the magazine so if you want to see it then send me an inbox and I will try and send you it!