A.N. This is actually my Aunts story. She wanted me to post it for her.
She says…"I do not own the brilliance that is Durarara or any of the characters."
The Izaya Watching Room
Izaya's secretary Namie Yagiri wondered what Izaya did when he was left alone. So, she put up camera's all over his apartment and bugged his phone. She made a secret room to watch him in. She calls it, " The Izaya Watching Room."
Izaya was typing on his computer, when he looked up at Namie.
"Hey, Namie?" He asked.
"What?" She replied, disinterested.
"Do you have any plans for today?" Izaya asked smiling.
"Yes, Izaya I do." She told him.
"Really? Like what exactly?" He wondered.
"I have quite a few errands to run." She answered.
"Like?" He asked her, annoyed to have to repeat himself.
"None of your business." She looked at the clock. "I'd better get going." She said, putting down her book and getting off the couch.
Izaya glared at her as she headed towards the door.
"Please leave the room Izaya." She thought to herself.
Izaya stood up and headed for the bathroom. Once he was inside, Namie opened Izaya's front door and shut it. She then turned towards a giant picture and opened it, revealing a medium sized room with computer screens. She entered the room and shut the picture behind her.
She went over to the computer screens, just in time to see Izaya washing his hands. She sat down and began to watch his every move.
Izaya walked into the living room and looked around to make sure he was truly alone. He smiled…he was. (Or so he thought)
Namie watched as Izaya skip over to his expensive black leather couch, and started jumping on it.
"What is he? 10?" Namie smiled.
Someone began knocking on the front door. Izaya stopped bouncing and frowned. He jumped down and walked over to the door, where, Mairu and Kururi burst through the door the second Izaya turned the knob.
"Hiya, Izaya!" Mairu smiled.
"Huh? Oh…you two. What do you want?" He asked annoyed.
"We have some girl things we need to discuss with Namie." They said together.
"Ew. I don't want to know!" Izaya shuddered. Not that it was a gross subject for him. But it was weird when it included his sisters.
"Is she here?" Kururi asked.
"Nope. She went out. She said she had to run a few errands." He told them.
"Aww…well then…can you go get my camera please?" Mairu asked.
"Fine!" He snapped and headed towards his room. (He borrowed it a few days ago)
The twins bolted for Namie's secret room and joined her. They watched as Izaya came out with Mairu's camera.
"Where'd they go?" Izaya wondered aloud. He dropped the camera and looked around for them.
Mairu growled. "He dropped my new camera! I'll destroy him!"
"I'll buy you a new one if it's broken." Namie told her.
Mairu hugged her.
All three of them watched as Izaya looked in the most ridiculous places for his sisters.
Izaya opened his DVD player. "Kururi?" He closed it. He then walked over to his cat, Mayonaka. ( I know he doesn't have a cat. But he needs one for this story.) He opened Mayonaka's mouth and peeked inside. "Mairu?" He released the cat, who ran and hid under the couch. He crossed his arms and looked around. When he didn't find them, he shrugged. He walked over to his desk and accidentally stepped on Mairu's camera. Shattering it to pieces. He looked to see what he just stepped on and panicked. "Aw crap! Mairu's going to be pissed!" he fretted.
He grabbed a broom and swept the pieces under a rug. "There." He smiled, satisfied with his brilliance.
"What an idiot!" Namie laughed.
Mairu and Kururi smiled. "Yeah…he is…but for some questionable reason…we love him." Kururi giggled.
They continued to watch the screen.
Izaya was sitting at his desk and looking at his computer. He began picking his nose. When he removed his finger from his left nostril, there was a nasty green squishy booger on it. He looked down and examined it. "Ew." He said.
He stood up and began going through a stack of books. He picked one up. " The Asian Guy That Turned Red?" He asked confused. He put it down and picked up another one. "The Asian Guy That Turned Red 2?" He put that one down, too. He soon chose two more. He read the titles. "A Day In The Life Of A Fish? What the hell?" He looked at the other one, "OMG A Fork? Where did these come form?" He looked for more. He wanted to find the perfect book for Namie's little present. He choose some more. " The Beaver And The Butthead?" he rejected that one, and looked at the next. " The Masturbating Pirate That Teaches Origami?" He smiled. "Sounds good. I'll have to read that one later." He looked at the last book in his hand. " The Amazing Green Super Booger?" He looked at his finger. Then at the book. Then back to his finger. "Interesting."
He sighed and put that one down too. He almost gave up. But then he saw it. The perfect book. It was sitting on the couch. "Perfect." He smiled.
"What the hell is he doing to my book?" Namie almost screamed.
They watched as Izaya put his booger inside the book and then shut it.
"Ew." Said Kururi.
"I'm gonna kill him!" Hissed Namie.
Izaya skipped back to his chair and sat down. "Now I'm bored."
As if right on cue, someone else knocked on the door.
Izaya smiled. "It's open!" He called.
Shizuo walked in. "Mairu are you here? I need to borrow your camera." He called.
Izaya looked at him from his desk. "Sorry Shizu-Chan, she's not here. Can I take a message?"
"Yeah! Here's one for you." Shizuo ran over to him and knocked him off his chair. The proceeded to kick Izaya in the groin.
Izaya got up and ran to the bathroom to check himself, while Shizuo went to leave. The picture opened up and Mairu and Kururi pulled him in, closing it behind them.
"What the hell is going on?" He asked, sitting in one of the many chairs.
"I made this room to watch what Izaya does when he's alone. He can be quite…interesting." Namie laughed.
"What do you mean by 'interesting'?" Shizuo asked.
"Just watch Shizuo!" Mairu pointed to the screen.
Izaya was in the bathroom, looking and feeling down his pants. "Good. The boys are alright. I was worried one of them popped." Izaya sighed in relief.
Izaya left the bathroom and went back into the other room. He looked around.
"Now where did Shizu-Chan go? Why does everyone I love, leave me?" He cried. But then he stopped.
"Mayonaka? Help me find Shizu-Chan!" He yelled at the cat who was rubbing up against his leg. The cat looked at him and then yawned. Then it went and jumped up on the sofa, where it proceeded to lick itself.
Izaya stared…fascinated. "Hey! I wanna do that!" He smiled and sat down next to his cat, where he began to mimic the cat.
He watched the cat, and was instantly freaked out enough to fall off the couch. The cat had it's leg in the air while it licked it's toes.
"AH! You're a self-creeper Mayonaka!" Izaya freaked and ran to the phone.
Shizuo, Namie, Mairu and Kururi were laughing hard. Shizuo fell of his chair.
Izaya punched in the phone numbers and waited for an answer.
"Hello?"
"Shinra? It's Izaya."
"Oh hi Izaya. What's up?"
"Dude…I think my cat's possessed or something! Can you come look at it?"
"Izaya? I'm a human doctor. I don't do animals."
"Please? I'm freaking out!"
"Alright Izaya. Celty and I will be there shortly."
"Thanks!"
Izaya hung up and darted over to the bookcase to hide Celty's head. He began pacing like mad until they arrived.
A short while later…
Izaya pulled the two inside when they arrived.
"Alright Izaya. Where's your possessed cat?" Shinra laughed.
Celty shook with laughter.
"He's over there!" Izaya screamed, pointing at the mass of black fur. It was licking it's toes again.
Shinra looked at it. "Why do you think it's possessed Izaya?" Shinra questioned.
"How else would it be able to do that?" Izaya asked.
"All cats do that. Cats are very flexible creatures." Shinra explained.
"Oh! Okay then." Izaya grinned.
Celty couldn't stay there another minute. She headed for the door and got pulled inside Namie's secret room.
"Welcome to the Izaya Watching Club Celty!" Shizuo said.
"Huh?" She thought.
"Alright Izaya. I'll see you later." Shinra said heading for the door.
"Bye." Izaya said, going into another room.
Celty opened the picture door and pulled Shinra in.
"What's going on?" He asked.
"We're watching my big brother act stupid." Mairu laughed.
"Care to join us?" Shizuo laughed.
"Most certainly!" Shinra smiled.
They all watched the screen.
Izaya was in his room and pulled out a box from under his bed. He carried it out to the living room.
"What's in the box?" Asked Namie.
"Don't know." Said Kururi.
So they all watched.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Izaya opened the box and pulled out…
"BARBIES?" Everyone laughed.
"Alright…let's see who we have here…me…" He pulled out a Ken doll that looked exactly like him. Same cloths and everything. "Celty…" a Barbie that looked like her. "Namie, Shizu-Chan, Shinra, Kururi, and…and…OH NO! WHERE"S MAIRU?…Oh…there she is!" All the dolls looked exactly like the real thing.
He picked up the Celty doll and the Shinra doll.
Celty Doll: I don't love you anymore Shinra!
Shinra Doll: Why not?
Celty Doll: Because you love Izaya's sisters! You perv!
Shinra Doll: Fine! But no one else could love a headless freak!
Celty Doll: I know someone who does!
Shinra Doll: Oh? Who?
Izaya picks up Shizuo doll.
Shizuo Doll: Celty… lose the zero and get with the hero.
Celty Doll: Oh Shizu-Chan…you're so strong.
Shinra Doll: Get outta here you skank!
*Celty and Shizuo dolls walk away*
"Uh…what the hell?" Shinra growled.
*Puts down Celty and Shinra dolls*
*Picks up Namie and Izaya dolls*
Namie Doll: Oh…Izaya. You're so hott!
Izaya Doll: Yes…I know.
Namie Doll: Do you want me Izaya?
Izaya Doll: Maybe if you stop crushing on your younger brother. It's gross!
Namie blushed.
Namie Doll: Alright! Seiji is no longer my dream guy. You are Izaya!
*Make out*
Namie gags.
Izaya's phone started to ring.
Izaya dropped his dolls and ran to the phone.
"Hello?"
"Hey it's Masaomi!"
"Oh hey! What cha need Kida?"
"I'm coming over. I need to discuss something with you, and my phone is dying."
"Alright I'll be waiting."
"Bye"
Izaya quickly put his toys away and sat next to his cat on the couch. Who was still licking itself. "freaky Feline!" he smirked and put the cat in his lap.
-KNOCKING ON HIS DOOR-
"Come in."
Masaomi came in and sat across from Izaya.
"When did you get a cat?" Masaomi asked.
"Hmmmm…I think it's Mairu and Kururi's cat." Izaya said.
"Who?" Masaomi asked confused.
"My sisters."
"You have sisters." Masaomi asked.
"Yeah. Two of them. They go to Rira Academy too." Izaya told him.
"Hmm…anyways…"
Mairu and Kururi looked at each other.
"Is it yours?" Asked Mairu.
"No. Yours?" Asked Kururi.
"Nope."
They looked at Namie.
"Yours?" They asked together.
"Not mine either." Namie answered them.
"Then where'd it come from?" They wondered.
Celty typed on her PDA
"Izaya has some serious issues. He needs to seek out some professional help." Everyone agreed.
"Come on…Izaya can be a wonderful big brother. Trust me, if Kururi or I were ever in danger…he would do anything to save us." Mairu explained seriously.
"True. True." Smile Kururi.
"But he's still a complete idiot though." Shizuo said.
"Yep." They all said.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Izaya was laughing with Masaomi. " And they think I don't know about their secret room!" Izaya told him.
"HAHAHAHAHA!" Masaomi fell off the couch.
"I've know this whole time and have been playing dumb." Izaya grinned.
THE END
Well what did you think? Did you like it or not? By the way…the books mentioned earlier are books I've written. Review Please and I'll send you a bunch of RAMEN and POCKY! And maybe even SUSHI! Thank You! ^^