It was a sunny day in pug ville the exotic pug bird's where singing All Star by Smash Mouth and Super Awesome Pug Man was having a good day because none of his enemies have been doing anything illegal but then he could see the silhouette of the Super Awesome Pug Man Symbol in the sky then he did a loud GASP because he was mad that his sunny day was RUINED by evil things/people/animals but it was his duty to save the people so he got on Sonic The Hedgehogs head and drove to the crime when he got there he could see lots of Pig Police and Commissioner STUPID BUM FACE Super Awesome Pug Man spoke to him about the crime Commissioner STUPID BUM FACE said "IZ YOUR ENEMY PEACH POOP PANTS LOL M8" Super Awesome Pug Man said "Awww hell naw he iz like a soopa bad person dunt u thunk Commisoner STUPID BUM FACE" Commisoner STUPID BUM FACE THEN SAID "YA I AGREE ANYWAS PEACH POOP PANTS IZ ROBBIN DE BANK AND HE HAS HUSTAGES" NOOOOO Screamed Super Awesome Pug Man Because it turned out his cousin LACTOX Went to the bank that day Then Super Awesome Pug Mans eyes went Blood red then he fired a LAZER at the bank door which had EXPLOSIVES SELATAPED TO IT Then Super Awesome Pug man rode his 1 wheeled scooter in and said "Schools out FOOL" Then PEACH POOP PANTS Started to cry and beg for mercy Super Awesome Pug Man said "Na Na" So PEACH POOP PANTS immediately shot all hostages that made Super Awesome Pug Man mad So he changed into his Super Seyan form and picked up PEACH POOP PANTS And ripped of all his limbs ONE BY ONE! With Peach poop pant's last breath he said "I am in fact your Father" That made Super Awesome Pug man said so he did a :( face at everyone then he drove Shadow the Hedge Hog back to the Pug Cave And then this story ended with a unfunny joke haahahaha