Chapter 1: (Title to be announced)
(Disclaimer! I own nothing of Grojband or Fall Out Boy's Music!)
A crowd was going wild for the band to come out.
"Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you Grojband!" said Barney.
The gang jumped out of tubes and got their instruments and started playing.
Thriller (From Infinity on High)
Corey: Last summer we took threes across the board
But by fall we were a cover story, "now in stores"
Make us poster boys for your scene
But we are not making an acceptance speech
I found the safest place to keep all our old mistakes
Every dot-com's refreshing for a journal update
So long live the car-crash hearts
Cry on the couch so all the poets come to life
Fix me and fortify
So long live the car crash hearts
Cry on the couch so all the poets come to life
Fix me and fortify an take your problems away with a nod and a wave
Of my hand 'cause that's just the kind of boy that I am
The only thing I haven't done yet is die
And it's me and my plus-one at the afterlife
Crowds are won and lost and won again
But our hearts beat for the die-hards
So long live the car-crash hearts
Cry on the couch so all the poets come to life
Fix me in forty-five
So long live the car-crash hearts
Cry on the couch so all the poets come to life
Fix me in forty-five
Long live the car crash hearts
Laney: (Long live the car crash hearts)
Long live the car crash hearts
Laney: (Long live the car crash hearts)
Long live the car crash hearts
Cry on the couch so all the poets come to life
And fix me in forty-five
Kon: WOOO!
The audience cheered Corey's name.
"Corey! Corey! Corey! Corey! Corey!" they said.
The audience became quiet and it turned to Laney calling Corey's name. He was day dreaming again.
"Corey," she said, "Corey wake up!"
Corey woke up from his dream. "Sorry, what's going on?" he asked.
Laney laughed. "We were sharing a milkshake," she said.
"Oh yeah," said Corey, "I thought you wanted chocolate."
"I thought you wanted vanilla," she said smiling.
"Both are cuter together," they said in unison.
"Jinx," said Laney, "So what were you day dreaming about?"
"Same thing I always dream about lanes," said Corey, "Us playing in a big stadium and getting a world wide crowd."
"Remember the last story?" asked Laney, "We really took the crowd by storm."
"Yeah," said Corey, "That was pretty awesome."
"I still have that song saved in my memory," said Laney, "I can't believe you wrote that for me."
"Yeah," said Corey blushing. His watch beeped. "Looks like its time for practice," he said.
"Yep," said Laney, "Let's see what new song ideas your sister came up with."
(Corey' pad transition!)
Kin and Kon were looking at their website shorts.
"Wow," said Kin, "The shaker costume really works for Laney."
Corey and Laney walked in and saw them. "Uhh what are you doing?" asked Laney.
"Looking at some shorts on our website," said Kon.
"Oh yeah, that publicity stunt we pulled," said Laney.
Katrina was giggling at Corey. "That was so funny," she said.
"Sis, you're watching them too?" asked Corey.
"Um, yeah," said Katrina, "Mina…. I mean Bernadette."
"I'm fine with any name," said Mina, "What's up?"
"Today I'm your slave," said Katrina, "Let's call it an apology for me being a jerk to you since High School."
"Its no biggie," said Mina.
Kon saw a picture of Corey in his bear costume and laughed.
"Really?" asked Corey.
"Kon, do you mind, I'm trying to talk with Melina," said Kin.
"Who's Melina?" asked Katrina.
"She's Laney's cousin," said Corey.
"A girl who Kin is in love with," said Laney teasing him.
"I barely know her," said Kin.
"You message each other every time after rehearsal," said Laney.
"True," said Kin.
"Oh, I got some new lyrics for you Corey," said Katrina as she gave him a page of her diary.
Corey looked at them. "Wow!" said Corey, "These are really good." "Anything for my little brother," said Katrina, "I'm off to the mall, and my diary's in my room if you need it. Bubble Hug!"
Katrina hugged him and spewed on his belly.
Corey laughed. "Katrina!" he said. The others laughed.
"Alright guys, let's check these lyrics out and see what they're made of," said Corey.
"1, 2, 3, 4!" said Kon as he counted down.
They started playing music.
Sugar We're Going Down (From Under The Cork Tree)
Corey: Am I more than you bargained for yet?
Ive been dying to tell you anything you want to hear
Cause thats just who I am this week
Lie in the grass next to the mausoleum
Im just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
Kin: (A notch in your bedpost,
But you're just a line in a song)
Corey: Drop a heart, break a name
Were always sleeping in, sleeping for the wrong team
Were going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, were going down swinging
Ill be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
Were going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, we're going down swinging
Ill be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
Is this more than you bargained for yet?
Oh, don't mind me, I'm watching you two from the closet
Wishing to be the friction in your jeans
Isnt it messed up how Im just dying to be him?
Im just a notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song
Kon: (A notch in your bedpost
But you're just a line in a song)
Corey: Drop a heart, break a name
Were always sleeping in, sleeping for the wrong team
Were going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, were going down swinging
Ill be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
Were going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, were going down swinging
Ill be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
Down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, were going down swinging
Ill be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
Were going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, were going down swinging
Ill be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
Were going down, down
Laney: (down, down)
Corey: Down, down
Laney: (down, down)
Corey: Were going down, down
Laney: (down, down)
Corey: A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
Were going down, down in an earlier round
And Sugar, were going down swinging
Ill be your number one with a bullet
A loaded God complex, cock it and pull it
They ended the song and were amazed at how amazing they sounded. There were squeals.
It was Kate and Allie. "Its Grojband!" said Allie.
They were about to rush at Corey when Laney got in the way. "Slow your row girls," said Laney, "I'm his girlfriend now."
They squealed even louder. "You two are adorts," said Allie.
"That's my line," said Kon as he laughed.
Carrie walked by and scoffed. "Ametuers," she said.