Timmy: I don't want to eat the broccoli!
Frankie: You have to! If you eat broccoli, you will grow up very strong, my son!
Timmy: But... But...
Frankie: C'mon! It's so green and healthy!
Suddenly...
The window breaks into a million pieces. The sound it produces makes my heart tremble.
I look up to the man who just entered... It's him.
Timmy: Shrek!
Frankie: WHAT THE HELL?
SHREK: I heard someone mentioning green and healthy.
Timmy: Daddy, what's that big green thing?
Frankie: That's a penis, my boy... And a pretty big one.
My dad and Shrek start kissing each other.
My dad starts rubbing Shrek's dick back and forth.
SHREK: Ohh, that feels so nice, Frankie.
Timmy: Daddy, why is it becoming bigger?
Frankie: It's becoming bigger so it can penetrate me more easily... So I can feel all the pleasure from Shrek...
I see Shrek putting his penis inside my dad's anus. My dad is screaming, but he seems to enjoy it very much.
Frankie: OHHHHH YESSS SHREK! HOLY SHIT KEEP GOING KEEP GOING AAAAAAAAHHHH
All of a sudden, Shrek pulls a shotgun out of his butt, and blasts my father's head.
The bits and pieces of my dad's head roll into my hot soup.
SHREK: Your dad's anus was too dirty. Yours must be cleaner, and pinkier.
Timmy: B-But Shrek, I'm only 11 years old!
SHREK: And? If your age is on the clock, you're ready for the cock.
Timmy: I'm... kinda aroused now that I see you fully naked, Shrek...
I pull myself onto the table and my nose touches the blazing soup.
I'm trembling. I open my legs like a pair of scissors, and I say, calmly...
Timmy: I'm ready.
Shrek puts his massive dong inside my small anus.
The going back and forth movements make my ass burn like the heart of a dying star...
Timmy: Oh... My god... Shrek... You're so good at this... Hmmmmm...
As he speeds up, my eyes water just like in the final episode of Dragon Ball Z.
My dick was so hard. I had never experienced, in my 11 year long life, something like this.
As our penises explode with cum and I sigh with pleasure, the door opens.
Jenny: WHAT THE FUCK?
It's my mom.
Jenny: That's... actually pretty hot.
My mother takes off all her clothes to reveal a perfect and sexy body.
She starts to rub her vagina, calling for help.
Help arrives.
?: IT'S ME
WALUIGI: WAAALOOOUUUIIIGIIIII
Our Lord and Savior WALUIGI fucks my mom as hard as he can. She screams with pleasure, and tells him to never stop.
Jenny: OHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD, YES, YES, YES, AAAAAHHHHH! DON'T STOP! DON'T STOP!
My mother contracts with pleasure as cum fills her body. She grabs Waluigi by the dick and begs her for more.
Shrek notices I'm distracted by my mother. Her boobs are just the right size, and they fit so well with her perfect body.
SHREK: You prefer your mother? Or... perhaps... Everyone at the same time?
Chaos insues as Shrek, Waluigi, and my mom start to fuck the living crap out of my faint body.
Waluigi's dick covers my mouth and his pubic hair my nose.
I slowly start to suffocate.
My final vision of the world is Waluigi's dick in my mouth, my mother riding me, and Shrek buttfucking me.
It's all ogre now.
The headline comes in the next day.
"YOUNG BOY IS FOUND DEAD, POLICE ARE BAFFLED"
THE END