john sat down to enjoy a sandwich. it was grilled cheese with bacon and mozzerella and cheddar and a bowl of tomato soup. damn it was tasty. everyone was bawling with jealousy. "I JUST WANT YOUR SANDWICH!" the hungry butt-muchers yelled. john did a triple backflip in the air and lol'd at them while eatimg his delicious soup. because everyone else was so sad the fucked each other's brains out. the end