Mass Confusion
Of The Oliver Kind
Disclaimer: An idea I recently came up with and even discussed with a few people. Where basically, Oliver splits into several Olivers who each have one main over all emotion that they represent. Though I do believe Alexiablackbriar13 will be taking the idea a step further by way of Oliver being a Meta-Human. As always, I own nothing but what you see here and is set in season 1 after Helena's return.
When Thea Queen woke up that day, she thought it'd be just another day. Albeit, one with some worry over Walter's missing self. But never did she think it would end up being quite bizarre! And it all started for her as she made her way to the kitchen to grab some cereal in her PJ's that morning and coming across Oliver strangely enough. Who these days took awhile to get up in the day much to her own annoyance as she missed spending time with him during the day. Thea had yet to say as much to him but she knew the time was fast approaching! The strange thing however, is that he seemed to be shaking, making her feel a bit concerned as she came up to him. "Ollie, you okay?"
Her words startled her big brother and when he turned to her, the young girl was honestly shocked to see him crying! "N-No! I'm not S-Speedy! I'm just not!" Cried out her brother and it just broke her heart.
"Our dad is dead! Him and so many others and I couldn't do anything about it! I hate it!"
Thea made to wrap him up in her arms with glistening eyes of her own, but before she could do so, her brother quickly fell to the floor in a heap as he held a picture of their dad and cried his eyes out. "I umm… I'm gonna go grab mom!" Muttered the freaked out teen and hoped she would still be in the kitchen as she tended to be and sipping from a cup of coffee.
"And Walter's lost too!" Yelled out the sobbing Oliver as she left him.
And when she got to the kitchen, Thea suddenly found herself feeling quite confused! As Oliver was somehow in here and all smiles and stuff! "Umm… What the Hell is going on here!?" Demanded the girl to know as she crossed her arms and glared at him and their mother.
"Thea!" Reprimanded the woman.
"Whoa little sis! Its a beautiful day out, let's not spoil it with bad language, alright?"
She scoffed at that. "Then explain to me why just seconds ago, you were out in the hallway crying your eyes out over dad and Walter and now you're in here happy as can be?"
Moira and Oliver looked at one another in confusion over that one before turning to her. "Umm… Speedy, I've been in here ever since I got done with my morning run."
"Yes, that is correct sweetheart. He was even getting cooking tips from Raisa as well."
Struggling to accept what had been told to her, anything she was going to try and say was cut off by a loud booming and quite angry voice. "WHY ARE YOU CRYING!? GET OFF THE FLOOR AND BE A MAN ALREADY!" The loud voice made both Moira and Thea jump while Oliver frowned.
"Man, someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed today."
Moira said nothing as she rushed to the source of the voice with Thea quickly following along. Oliver remained where he was before shrugging and going after them. "Always later to cook I'm sure!"
He'd soon stop right behind his two favorite ladies who were quite shell shocked and even he was a bit shocked himself! As not only was he behind his mother and sister, but he was in front of them too! Or rather, there was two of him in front of him! "L-LEAVE ME ALONE! ITS OKAY TO CRY!"
"The Hell it is! Get off that floor now!"
"They say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery there is, but even I think this is taking it a little far." Muttered Oliver from behind the two Queen ladies.
The sobbing Oliver look a like kicked at the angry looking Oliver. "NO! I FEEL SAFE DOWN HERE!"
Huffing in anger, the angry look a like moved to force him up when Moira ordered him to stop. "YOU STOP THAT RIGHT NOW MISTER!" Screamed out the woman and wondered why she had yet to call the cops!
"Yeah man, channel some happy vibes or somethin' cause your anger is killin' mine and that's just not cool."
Thea turned around slightly and gave him an incredulous look. "What? Its true!" Replied Oliver defensively.
"You mean to tell me there's another imposter runnin' around? Great, just great. Just what I f**king need!"
"Hey! You're the imposter!"
"Y-Yeah! Cause I'm the r-r-real deal!"
Arguing began between the three much to the complete befuddlement of the Queen ladies until Moira simply had enough. "QUIET! ALL OF YOU!"
Her scream instantly caused the three to quiet down and look at her. "Yikes mom! No need to yell, we're all right here!"
Re-newed sobbing happened from the still on the floor Oliver look a like. "I, I HATE YELLING!"
"Gonna make me go deaf and wouldn't that just be great?" Groused the angry look a like.
Moira just gave the three glares that made them shut up again. "Now, which of you is the REAL Oliver?" Asked the Queen Matriarch and quickly regretted it as all three instantly spoke up with the claim that they are the real deal.
Making for Thea to let out a little whimper over the whole insanity of it all. "I, I shoulda stayed in bed."
"And miss this fantastic day!? What a horrible way to go about things!" Reprimanded the more easy going and happier Oliver look a like.
"I think its great, as TO HELL WITH CHIRPING BIRDS! Little bastards woke me up earlier."
"You, you're ki-kinda re-reminding me o-of Slade! I don-don't like it!"
"SHUT UP! I'LL SOUND AND REMIND YOU OF WHOEVER I WANT!"
Whimpers came from the still on the floor Oliver while Moira pinched the bridge of her nose in aggravation. "I'm calling the Police. Surely they can handle this situation better then I can."
"Yeah, these two look a like jerk offs definitely need to be in cells."
"Whoa, I don't do good in cells. Getting shot at while in one sucks." Grumbled the happier Oliver.
"Y-Yeah!"
"Umm… Police don't shoot people they lock up in cells." Added in Thea with a look on her face.
Angry Oliver snorted as he crossed his arms. "Who said we were in a police cell?"
That question made the girl think a bit about that while Moira tried not to really think too much about those words. As it only brought up Walter and horrible scenarios in her mind. Just then, a new visitor appeared, this one dressed rather flashy and wearing shades. But it was un-mistakeable as to who he was. "Hey there peeps! It was a damn good night for me!" Began the latest Oliver look a like with a cocky swag about him.
Making for another whimper to come from Thea. "I… I'm gonna go and hide. Yeah, I'm gonna go hide in my room." And with that, she was gone before anyone could stop her.
"Damn, I knew I shoulda taken her with me last night!"
"I'M GONNA F**KIN' KILL YOU!" Raged the angry look a like Oliver as he launched himself at the flashier version of himself. Forcing even the tearful Oliver look a like to get involved to keep him from actually killing the flashier version.
Author's Notes: If there is any interest in this, I will consider making it into a full on story.