1 The Start of A Obsession
Cloud, and Cid sat around all day in their house, and did nothing. This happened for a couple of years after Sephiroth's defeat, and they never complained, until one fateful day that would confuse all of Final Fantasy forever. Why did they do it? What caused this sudden change? And why the hell did these two tough guys decide to breed chocobos? I guess we will all have to find out. *Sighs*
"I want to do something with my life," Cloud sighed in the early morning.
"Me too," Cid said as he watched the chocobos play in the field, "let's breed chocobos!"
"That is a great idea," Cloud exclaimed, "let's go catch a couple!"
"Wait," Cid stopped Cloud, "we need to turn the barn into a stable."
Oh right," Cloud muttered, and for the first time in two years they actually did something. Converting the old barn into a stable wasn't easy nor was it hard for the two war heroes, but it still took the whole day, and all the chocobos went to sleep.
"%$#%," Cid groaned, "They went to sleep!"
"Oh well," Cloud yawned, "we'll catch them tomorrow, just go to bed now." Cloud set the alarm for 8 am, and they went to sleep.
***
The alarm went off, and Cid went crazy, "Where the %$#% is the bomb," he yelled wildly grabbing his spear.
"It's the alarm idiot," Cloud groaned, "let's catch a couple of chocobos."
"One male, one female right," Cid asked.
"Yep," Cloud said, as they walked outside to catch a couple. Now, the field to catch the chocobos was a good ten-minute walk, and when they arrived they checked out the best candidates.
"I found the male, Cid," Cloud yelled, "now you get the female!" Cid muttered a curse under his breath, and went to find the female chocobo.
"Damn, I don't have time to make sure it's a female. I'll just check it, and make sure it is," Cid muttered to himself, and started chasing a chocobo around, as Cloud watched laughing at Cid. Cid finally caught it after 10 minutes, and felt underneath to make sure it was a girl.
Cloud saw Cid's face go white, and he called out, "What's the matter, Cid?"
"It's a %$#%@&# male," Cid howled, as Cloud laughed harder. Cid caught a female, and he, and Cloud headed back.
"We need to get some vegetables, and breeding nuts to make them strong, and able to breed," Cloud said, "we'll get them tomorrow."
"Ok, and don't set the %$#%@&# alarm," Cid growled.
Remembering yesterday, Cloud could only say, "Fine."
***
Cloud, and Cid headed out to the general store as soon as they both woke up in the morning. The general store was a five-minute walk, and Cid was very sore from the past two days, and cursed the whole way there.
"Hello gentleman," the clerk greeted them, "what can I get you?"
"Chocobo supplies," Cloud said giving him money, and the clerk gave him the bag, and change.
"Let's go breed some %$#%@&# chocobos," Cid growled, as they walked back home, and to breed some chocobos.
Cloud, and Cid sat around all day in their house, and did nothing. This happened for a couple of years after Sephiroth's defeat, and they never complained, until one fateful day that would confuse all of Final Fantasy forever. Why did they do it? What caused this sudden change? And why the hell did these two tough guys decide to breed chocobos? I guess we will all have to find out. *Sighs*
"I want to do something with my life," Cloud sighed in the early morning.
"Me too," Cid said as he watched the chocobos play in the field, "let's breed chocobos!"
"That is a great idea," Cloud exclaimed, "let's go catch a couple!"
"Wait," Cid stopped Cloud, "we need to turn the barn into a stable."
Oh right," Cloud muttered, and for the first time in two years they actually did something. Converting the old barn into a stable wasn't easy nor was it hard for the two war heroes, but it still took the whole day, and all the chocobos went to sleep.
"%$#%," Cid groaned, "They went to sleep!"
"Oh well," Cloud yawned, "we'll catch them tomorrow, just go to bed now." Cloud set the alarm for 8 am, and they went to sleep.
***
The alarm went off, and Cid went crazy, "Where the %$#% is the bomb," he yelled wildly grabbing his spear.
"It's the alarm idiot," Cloud groaned, "let's catch a couple of chocobos."
"One male, one female right," Cid asked.
"Yep," Cloud said, as they walked outside to catch a couple. Now, the field to catch the chocobos was a good ten-minute walk, and when they arrived they checked out the best candidates.
"I found the male, Cid," Cloud yelled, "now you get the female!" Cid muttered a curse under his breath, and went to find the female chocobo.
"Damn, I don't have time to make sure it's a female. I'll just check it, and make sure it is," Cid muttered to himself, and started chasing a chocobo around, as Cloud watched laughing at Cid. Cid finally caught it after 10 minutes, and felt underneath to make sure it was a girl.
Cloud saw Cid's face go white, and he called out, "What's the matter, Cid?"
"It's a %$#%@&# male," Cid howled, as Cloud laughed harder. Cid caught a female, and he, and Cloud headed back.
"We need to get some vegetables, and breeding nuts to make them strong, and able to breed," Cloud said, "we'll get them tomorrow."
"Ok, and don't set the %$#%@&# alarm," Cid growled.
Remembering yesterday, Cloud could only say, "Fine."
***
Cloud, and Cid headed out to the general store as soon as they both woke up in the morning. The general store was a five-minute walk, and Cid was very sore from the past two days, and cursed the whole way there.
"Hello gentleman," the clerk greeted them, "what can I get you?"
"Chocobo supplies," Cloud said giving him money, and the clerk gave him the bag, and change.
"Let's go breed some %$#%@&# chocobos," Cid growled, as they walked back home, and to breed some chocobos.