A/N- I just found this poem I wrote about the nemesis dynamic between Doof and Perry a while back. So, I'm posting it online! This is free-verse, so not all of it will rhyme.


Doof's POV

You thwart me, but I enjoy it.

I ramble for hours, yet you listen.

You are a good guy.

I'm a wannabe villain.

So how did you accept me in the first place?

You never give up on me, no matter what.

I don't understand….

I can't explain

All these emotions.

I didn't know what love was-

Until Vanessa was born.

I didn't know right from wrong-

Because nobody taught me.

There are so many things in this world…

That hate me.

And because I don't know how to deal with them,

I hate them back.

But you….

I just can't hate you.

You're my nemesis,

You beat me up,

You destroy my creations,

But for some reason, you're always by my side.

When I felt down about kickball, you rubbed me on the back.

When I was sick, you cared for me.

When I thought I was bad at being evil, you cheered me up.

When Balloony was destroyed, you patched and gave him back to me.

But most of all…

I look back on the whole Peter the Panda ordeal,

And wonder…

Why you were so upset that day.

I realized…

We needed each other,

Like a symbiotic relationship.

I can't be me without you,

And I bet you can't be you without me.

You always come through, so naturally.

And when I'm scared, you pull me through.

I realize now…

Forever, best frenemies, me and you.


Perry's POV

Doof, you need to know you're not alone.

I'm always there for you.

Even when I leave for the day, I'll be back real soon.

I'll give you the strength you need,

Because we're frenemies naturally.

And I can't imagine me without you,

Or you without me.

We'll always come through,

Because we're frenemies naturally.

And I get scared too,

Yet sometimes you inadvertently pull through,

Forever, frenemies, me and you.