Birthday Gift
"Hey Ed?"
"Yes Jacob, and do not call me that!"
"Sooorrryy, but I want to tell you something,"
"What Jacob?!"
"Well my birthday is the week…"
"And I care because why?"
"Oh come on Edward, you know you love me,"
"Actually no, I don't you mutt,"
"That hurts Ed,"
"For the last time, QUIT CALLING ME ED! And what do you want? Get out of my house Jacob!"
"Fine, but I want to know what you have in mind to get me for m birthday?"
"Hmm… Lets see… A muzzle? Barking collar? A chew toy?"
"Man you suck… Wait you really do suck! HA HA!"
"Very funny Jacob, now go away, or do I have to show you the doggie door?"