This is a prologue to the story I am writing.
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"And in group 7," announced the lead ninja guy, "we have Sakura." Sakura smiled sweetly at the mention of her name. Her dyed pink hair blinded the ninja student behind her. He put on some sunglasses, but was chastised by the other ninja student next to him.
"Naruto." Naruto jumped joyfully out of his chair. "BELIEVE IT!" he shouted while adjusting his ninja headband. Sakura looked dejectedly toward the ninja desk she was sitting at. Naruto is like so totally lame, she thought to herself.
"And Sasuke Uchiha, brother of Itachi Uchiha who killed his entire clan but that was to protect Sasuke so there's that." Sasuke crossed his ninja hands in the Gendo pose. Naruto fell on the ground and bruised his shoulder. Sakura cheered and became wet.
"And this is a little unusual, but due to an uneven amount of students, a fourth member will be joining team 7." The ninja classroom erupted into hushed murmurs. Who could the fourth student be? Several Japanese names were thrown around. The ninja teacher eventually shouted, "Calm your collective tits!" and the classroom quieted down. "The fourth ninja member of team 7 is… Shrek!" At that moment, the door in the back of the classroom swung open. In lumbered Shrek with a mesh t-shirt, trench coat, and a striped fedora perched atop his head. Naruto looked back, and the two made eye contact. Time stopped, emotions rose. They both knew that this was going to be the ninja adventure of a lifetime.
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I hope you enjoyed it! I expect this story to have many chapters. Let me know what you think! ;)