Disclaimer: Death Note isn't mine..... hope you enjoy this!
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The dirty little secrets of the mastermind, L:
1. He only takes a shower once a month....which explains the fishy smell...
2. L has not, ever, eaten anything that does not contain at least 3 tablespoons of sugar. Even when he was a baby, Watari fed him Gerber's mixed with pure sugar, apparently he read something about sugar stimulating brain cell growth.
3. L isn't actually smart at all, he's secretly controlled by Mr. Snuggle Bunns, his childhood pet hamster.
4. The guy spends his free time playing with a My Little Pony: Tea Party! set that Misa bought him for his birthday. He explains his fascination by saying that the pink ponies make him happy. Light suspects, however, that he just enjoys playing house...
5. L's a closet pervert. Literally. His closet's full of dirty literature, which Watari found one day when he was trying to locate the match to one of L's rubber duckie socks. Ew.
6. He can't sit normally because when he was little he once sat on a tack. L was scarred for life by that unfortunate incident, and refuses to let his butt anywhere near the seat.
7. L is, at this very moment, being attacked by mutant chinchillas on the planet Zorg, which just recently named him their leader. (random much?)
8. Secretly, L is actually Ell, a girl. He didn't like being a girl because Watari always put ribbons in his hair. So he had a gender change, which explains why he's always staring at Light...
9. The guy's favorite movie is Barbie Princess because he's secretly in love with Barbie.
10. The letter L actually stands for Loser, a nickname bestowed upon him by Mello, leader of the popular crowd at Wammy's house.
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