Disclaimer: Naruto isn't mine... I hope you guys like this :)
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Day 1:
That dobe, Naruto, gave me this stupid diary for my birthday. What the hell am I going to do with something like this!? I'll probably just give this to Sakura...
Day 2:
I tried to get rid of you, but Sakura started foaming at the mouth when I tried to give you to her. Weird...
Day 3:
I asked Kakashi what one does with a Journal and he said to write your deepest darkest secrets in it. God knows I've got a lot of those, but why in the world would I trust you with them!?
Day 4:
I think I'm going crazy. Not only am I referring to an inanimate object as 'you', I also dreamed I was a rabbit...
Day 5:
How many days do I have to write until this is filled up and I can prove to Naruto that I actually cared enough to write in this stupid journal.
DAMN! That was a deep dark secret, in pen too. I'm going to kill that bastard Kakashi, I bet that him saying that made me do it...
Day 6:
Today Sakura tried to get me to go shopping with her. No way. I told her over my dead body...and then she started crying and sobbing something about how she'd kill herself if I died. Tch, women...
Day 7:
I just realized that by writing in you I'm doing exactly what that Naruto wanted me to do. Damn, I'm caving to peer pressure already...
Day 8:
I think you're a drug or something. I actually can't stop writing in you.
And my hair's falling out.
Day 9:
Thank god, my head's still covered in hair. Apparently Itachi switched our shampoos and I had a reaction. Bastard, I'll get him for that...
Day 10:
Tsundae told me to report for a mission, and she made me clean some old hag's bathroom. I'm now traumatized for life.
I had no idea dentures could get so grungy...
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