A/N: First off, I'm not discontinuing This Is Naruto On Drugs, I'll get back to that soon. But for now, enjoy the most ridiculous fanfiction/parody ever made.
Many years ago, the Swaggertronians lived peacefully noscoping eachother in video games and stuff. And then bad things happened and Illuminatron formed a really, really evil organization called the Illuminati for the lulz. Orion Swag soon became Optimus Faze and led the Faze Clan against the Illuminati in a crazy war. And now, the part when they crash land.
Both ships sliced Swaggertron in two, crashed through a billion planets, exploded Urectum, smashed Pluto, bisected the sun, and crashed in a volcano on Earth, causing a colossal explosion that would make Swagicron wet himself.
A/N: I understand this chapter was short, but there's more to come. It gets weirder. Very weirder.