OHSHC Christmas!

Disclaimer: *anime tears* I own nothing.

And it all began with a visit…

"Haruhi! Open up it's just me!"

I'd know that voice anywhere… Tamaki. "What do you want, senpai, and why are you here at 10 at NIGHT?" I said as I slightly opened the door.

"Mommy and the others are waiting, let's go Haruhi!"

"Why?"

"You have to come! Mommy said that if you wouldn't come then your debt would go up…A LOT." So insert a depressed looking Haruhi in a Tamaki like black hole with a picture of Kyouya's head smirking, while being surrounded by evil aura, behind Haruhi.

That's the shadow king for ya. I sighed. "I'm coming, dad, I'll go."

"Okay! Let's go, my darling daughter~" I stepped out and closed the door. Before I could say anything else, Tamaki grabbed my hand and dragged me down the stairs and into the limo, or car, or whatever it was. We got to Kyouya's mansion in no time because of his drivers need for speed. I thought I was a goner! were my thoughts as I stepped out of the car.

Tamaki (once again) began dragging me into this mansion. "Ah, Haruhi you came… And for that, I will take off a small portion of your debt. Merry Christmas." Kyouya said when I was dragged through the door. "Yeah thanks." I replied sarcastically.

"Haru-chan! You made it!" Hunny yelled, smothering me with a hug.

"Mitsukuni, I think you're killing her."

"Sorry, Haru-chan!" Hunny let me go and bounced over to the cake.

"Thanks, Mori-senpai."

"Yeah."

Where are Hikaru and Kaoru?' I wondered after Mori left to stand by Hunny.

"BOSS! The costume is ready!" There they are… wait, did they say costume? OH NO! I looked over to see them pull a red sheet off of a mannequin. Under it stood a Santa dress. No no no no no no!

"Put it on!" Everyone (but Kyouya and Mori, of course) yelled, cheering.

"No!"

"PLEASE!"

"NO!"

"Do it and I'll lower your debt."

…darn it. "Fine."

I grabbed the dress and marched into the bathroom to change. Once I was done, I walked back out.

"Wow." Doubtlessly, everyone was shocked.

~Later that night with Kyouya's POV~

Everyone was passed out but me, so I decided to have a little fun…Mwahahaha. Blackmail is the best kind of fun. Especially when they don't remember it.

They aren't going to remember… so I'll just move them around and take some pictures. I thought. I got one of all of them looking stupid, then I got one of Hikaru, Kaoru, and Haruhi, but the best one was the last. I made Tamaki and Haruhi lean against the wall and pushed their heads together so their passed-out selves kissed. This is going to get so much more fun when I show them these tomorrow.

…And it all ended in BLACKMAIL