So, I was reading the original "333 Ways", and I read "333 Ways to Have Your Pokedex Revoked". Credit goes to the person who wrote that story for inspiration! Anyways, on with the show! (This one involves the Gym Leaders, Elite 4, Champions, and some Trainers from Anime and Manga.)
NOTE: This story is set in the same universe as in my story 'Road to The Plateau - Ash's Journey', so Ash is a Gym Leader in this story.
1. Have a party with Morty.
The crowd was half-naked, and some had gone to the bedrooms already. "Morty... can we do.. it...?" Janine drunkedly staggered. "Suuree..." Morty stuttered, as he and Janine walked into the bedroom.
2. Run a Nuzlocke.
Brock walked into his house, and was surprised to see his brother, Forrest weeping at his DS. "Why are you crying?" Brock asked his younger brother, as his brother teared up. "My Pokemon just fainted!" Forrest wailed, as the screen read 'Mudkipz has fainted!'. "So, can't you bring them to a Poke Center?" Brock asked. "You wouldn't understand! Once they faint, they're dead! Waaa!" Forrest weeped waterfalls, as Brock just walked out of the room, irritated.
3. Play Life.
The intriguing game Viola had introduced to Janine and Faulkner quickly turned for the worst. In 10 short minutes, Misty and Viola had found Janine, drinking ice cream floats, and in the fetal position, as she sobbed about her lost virginity. Misty soon found Faulkner swearing in the old dialect of Johto, gloating about stealing another woman's virginity.
4. Have a conference call with every Gym Leader you know.
Ash typed in everyone he knew into his calling unit. "Hello, this is [Gym Leader]. How are you doing?" every Kanto and Johto Gym Leader replied. Ash evilly grinned, and said, "Faulkner, tell the truth.". "NO! I DID NOT STEAL JANINE'S VIRGINITY!" Faulkner screamed, as all of the Kanto Gym Leaders, including Co. Lewis snickered. "Uh Faulkner, Koga's on the line right now..." Misty stammered, as everyone prepared for Koga's rage.
It was not pretty.
Faulkner ended up with a broken pelvis, and major facial damage.
5. Introduce internet games to other people.
"Hey Serena, how 'ya doing?" Korrina asked, as she walked into the Saffron Fighting Dojo's office spaces. "Good." Serena muttered, as she spam-pressed keyboard buttons, and mashed her mouse. "What are you playing?" Korrina asked, as Serena replied, in an almost monotone voice, "Happy Wheels.".
"Can I play?" Korrina asked, as she jumped into a chair with a laptop. "Sure." Serena blankly said, as her eyes glued to the scene in which a man on a segway was trying to swing on vines.
Insert 7 Hours Later...
"STUPID CREATORS! WHY CAN'T I PASS THE WALL!" Serena raged, as Korrina was now stuck to the laptop. "Must... beat... hard... level..." Korrina said under her breath, while Serena looked up into the mirror, and saw bloodshot eyes staring back at her. "Just one more... level..." Serena emotionlessly said, as she logged onto the Happy Wheels website.
And that begins the path of twists and turns! Number 3 is inspired from the "333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of The UN" Number 3 or 4, 'Play Battleship'. And No. 5 really happened to a friend, who is now addicted to Happy Wheels. No. 2 is inspired from the "Pokedex Revoked" list, and No. 1 is original! Anyways, I hope you like it, and remember to R&R!
Until next time, adieu!