Randomness from a Twisted Mind
Hello Everyone! And those who may not count in that number! This is a sneak peek of sorts at what transpires when I get bored and the plot bunnies multiply. This is a text conversation that took place this evening between my dearest friend Puppetmaster and myself regarding a story which will be hitting here soon. (As of this time, I'm still wrangling the characters into submission…for some reason they run the other direction when I call) Absolutely NO offense is intended to any person/place/orientation mentioned in the following. Rated M for Mature since we don't use our mind filters very often.
Me: Damn… I wanna go home and play skyrim so I can get this fic with Bruce going
PM: Bruce? whos bruce?
Me: Bruce? Banner? The ultimate yum?
PM: God you still on that?
Me: always. Forever. One trick pony here
PM: And then Puppetmaster introduced the LOTR mod and drew Narsil
PM: or whatever the damn swords name was
Me: Narsil was the broken sword; anduril the sword re-forged
PM: Perfect. Makeshift dagger
PM: and stabs bruce repeatedly in the face.
Me: Hulk smashes PM into the ground with his dragonbone warhammer
PM: manages to evade hulk and steals the wabbajack. PM turns Hulk into a rabbit
Me: V casts a spell of resurrection on PM's body so Hulk can smash it some more
PM: But alas Hulk is a bunny
Me: V stabs PM in the back with her dagger thru a chink in his armor. You have received 50 pts of poison damage
PM: ouch.
Me: Hulk bites PM on the knee and gives him rabies. You have been cursed.
PM: PM tags Chuck Norris in to fight Hulk
Me: Bruce grabs PM and kisses him. You have been slashed.
PM: PM screams and bathes the world in fire, unleashing demon hordes upon you all!
Me: both Hulk and Chuck Norris sneak off to pick flowers. The slashiness has spread.
PM: And the world burns.
Me: V unleashes the dreaded Huey Lewis song the Power of Love onto the demon hordes turning them into cupids.
PM: F-bomb.
PM: PM throws V to Hermaeus Mora… mind the tentacles.
Me: V rebounds, hits PM with Pat Benatar's Heartbreaker. Hulk hands his flowers to Chuck.
PM: from nowhere….
Me: Abba appears.
Me: singing…. Dancing Queen.
PM: EVERYONE RUN!
PM: PM sinks back into oblivion shuts and locks the gates.
Me: Bruce, Hulk and V hide in the lowest levels of StarkTower.
Me: Rabid Abba fans scream DISCO LIVES!
PM: Not.
Me: Not. Loki agrees as he blows Abba to Hel.
Me: But Hel has locked the gates. Dooming disco to linger forever…..
Yeah, I'd say we were a little bored…. Wouldn't you?