*Alice comes in after her doctor's appointment*
Rosalie: How was the doctor?
Alice: well the doctor told me to do something that gets me slightly out of breath, so I've started smoking again.
*Bella comes in the living room where Rosalie and Alice are*
Bella: okay guys were having turkey for dinner
Alice& Rosalie: YAY
*1 Hour later*
Bella: Well that's the bird stuffed and plucked all that's left is to kill it
Alice: Bella you idiot you were suppose to pluck it then kill it and then stuff it.
Rosalie: *LAUGHING*
rosalie: I'll show you how to cook, all you need is a takeaway menu and a phone
Alice: Chinese it is then
*Next day*
Alice: hey guys did you know that tired, lost and confused are the three dwarfs that failed the audition.
Bella: No actually that's how a person over 40 feels when there trying to download things from iTunes they feel tired, lost and confused.
*Rosalie comes in the front door*
Rosalie: sorry I was late I had trouble finding a vain
Bella&Alice: Right
Alice: Did you know that there planning to build something, where the twin towers use to stand
Bella: yeah and...
Alice: well there trying to make it terrorist proof personally I thought they should build a giant mosque or even better a runway.
Roslaie: omg yeah cause they can't destroy a mosque because there all religious and stuff lol I totally get that.
Bella: yes we know that Rosalie that's what the joke is, god you're so blonde
Rosalie: I know that I just thought the reader should know just encase there really stupid and stuff.
Alice: Moving on can you believe were moving house tomorrow
Bella: I know well I'm going to go to bed early tonight, night guys
Alice: I might do the same night Rosalie
Rosalie: Night.
*Rosalie starts to sing out loud*
Rosalie: all by myself, don't want to be all by myself anymore
Rosalie: Lonely I'm so lonely have nobody, to call my own!
Bella &Alice: GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!
*Next day*
Bella: this house is huge.
Alice: I know, but we have to share the same room though but the room is still massive and we have a bed each.
Rosalie: This room is great, where are you two sleeping.
Alice: this bedroom has 3 beds for a reason.
Rosalie: aww do we have to share, I thought they were just there for show
Bella: yes we have to share now shut up and unpack.
*Night time*
Bella: what the hell are you reading?
Rosalie: the bible its very educatimal
Alice: don't you mean educational
Rosalie: that's what I said educatimal
Alice: Rosaie say education
Rosalie: Education
Alice: now say educational
Rosalie: educatimal
Alice:*face palms*
*Morning*
Rosalie: hey guys guess what?
Alice: *Sigh* what
Rosalie: Big Ben is a radio Ariel, Alton towers is a Russian super computer and Chris Tarrant is android that a Russian president placed in our society to cheapen and degrade us.
Bella: hey Rosalie want to know a Russian sense of irony
Rosalie: sure
Bella: well I heard that for many years both of David blunkcetts eyes were cameras
Alice: CHERIE BALIR IS THE JOKER
Bella: okay, thanks Alice for that random out burst
Rosalie: Did you know Michael Howard in the last election said that you can tell a lot about a country by how the treat their old people, but I always found that you can tell a lot about a country from a guide book and first hand experiences.
Alice: That is so true
Bella: *Laughing*
Alice: well I heard that Italian food was supposed to be the best in the world but as far as I can see, it just looks like bowls of mashed up apples.
Bella: really?
Alice: yeah
Rosalie: I had a friend who was from a Nigerian background and she used to be jealous of her white friends because they could shout at their mums, they would shout things to their mum like, oh shut up, or get out my room you old trout and then my Nigerian friend would go back to her mum and do the same thing and well she was in a coma for six months.
Bella: really?
Rosalie: really, really
Alice: well the Americans, what they've done is they've went to Afghanistan to try and find Osama Bin Laden, now there look for a man with a beard in a country you have to have a beard it's a needle in a haystack, it's like a slapper in Essex you know she's there but which one is she.
Bella: Hey do you guys know what L.D.L.C stands for?
Rosalie: Loser, deviant, leftie and codger
Bella no *LAUGHING*
Alice: Liberal demarcates love cock?
*Bella and Rosalie are laughing*
Rosalie: *in-between breaths* OMG...That...Was...A...Good...One
Bella: actually it stands for liberal demarcates leadership crisis
Rosalie: and...
Bella: well it was heading in a newspaper I just took the first letters of the words to see if you knew what it stood for.
Rosalie: well now we do
Alice: I still prefer liberal demarcates love cock
Bella: we all do Alice, we all do
*Next day*
Alice: hey do you guys know any cliff hanger lines from a political soap opera that will never ever hear being said?
Bella: Hi I'm John F Kennedy I was in the shower did I miss anything?
Rosalie:*LAUGHING*are you trying to seduce me Lady Thatcher?
Alice:*LAUGHING* or how about things George Galloway would never say?
Bella: No comment
Rosalie*LAUGHING* you're right he would never say that
Bella: I can't wear that it looks stupid
Alice:*LAUGHING*I'm very famous in the Muslim world, for being an arse
Rosalie:*LAUGHING*oh enough about me, how was your day?
Alice &Bella:*LAUGHING*
Bella: were so right George Galloway would never say any of those things
Alice: or words you would never hear from a news reader
Bella: welcome to cannel five news, THICKOS
Rosalie*LAUGHING*you've been watching sky weather; I would start double-checking everything you just heard.
Alice: Welcome to ITV news...on ice
Rosalie: so so true well let's go to bed.