A/N: Hi! I am obviously marshmallowfeminist674. This is my first fanfiction, so don't blame me or anything. I will hunt you down, and blowtorch your face off.

Anyhow, Here's the. Ugh. Disclaimer:

Allen: Sigh… Mmm, DGM belongs to Katsura Hoshino, Akame ga Kiru belongs to Tetsuya Tashiro. I think. Can I have my food now?

Tatsumi: And a whole shitload of credit goes to linderp for editing this, and fixing up issues with help from gimmemango.

Chapter 1 : The World of The Disgusting Government

17 year old Allen Walker first began to fully walk and explore the Ark of Noah after the war with the Millenium Earl. Over the next hundred years-or-so, Allen's eye had achieved a new function, the ability of impeccable photographic memory that allowed him to remember events from years ago. Whistling the tune from the Musician's Song, Allen (now around 109 years old, but still as young-looking) stumbled upon a door he had never seen before, even though he had passed by the same corridor many times. Curious, he opened it and stepped inside…

A lush forest environment was what white-haired Allen Walker first saw.

Interesting, he thought, What is this, another invention of Neah's?

Suddenly, he heard footsteps. The rustling was getting louder. His first instinct was to immediately slither up a tree with agility gained from years of fighting, and hide his presence. An average-looking boy with brown hair, accompanied with a pink-haired girl that had her hair up in pigtails, appeared in the clearing.

"... and if Leone ever tries to seduce you again, especially with those overly large assets of hers, you need to reject her! Firmly. Remember that I am your girlfriend! Geez, Tatsumi."

"Got it, bro."

"I so don't get boys these days…wait, did you just call me the nickname you gave Bulat?!"

"I meant it as a good thing, Mine."

So the brown haired guy called Tatsumi was in a relationship with the pink haired girl called Mine, Allen mused. His eye suddenly activated, and sucked him into one of his previous memories.

He saw himself (after months of Noah/Ark-induced visions, he was still a bit creeped out by it) sitting in front of a computer, watching an anime called Akame ga Kill. After he had seen enough, he mind switched back to the real world.

It suddenly dawned on him: the door had just teleported him to the world of Akame ga Kill! He'd need to get back to the door that he came from. Nimbly, he crawled down, without making a sound, and walked back to the door. Well. At least he at least tried to.

As soon as he took a step, Mine whirled around and pointed her huge gun at him…