Iruka Umino smiled at the last parent and let out a happy sigh when he closed the door. Today had been parent conference day and Iruka had enough of that for another million years he wasn't very fond of parents yelling in his face and tearfully asking why their children only had a B in his class. Iruka stretched and began packing up his things there was no reason to linger. Just when he was heading out the door his phone rang inside of his pocket. He was tempted to ignore the call when he saw that it was Kotetsu's face on the caller id. "Ruka,were you not going to answer your bestfriends phone call?" Exactly the reason he hadn't wanted to answer the phone. "What do you lot want." "Well its Friday. And we're all free. Don't lie to me I know you just got off. And we all need to relax after this week." Iruka hesitated Kotetsu had just suggested they have a party. Which meant Izumo was going to call ANko. And Anko was going to spend the entire night trying to sloshed. Which was never a good thing. Once she even went as far as to spike his nonalcoholic drink. "Will she-demon be there." Iruka rolled his eyes at Kotetsu's nervous chuckle. "I have to babysit Naruto tonight anyway." The evil laugh that Iruka received as an answer worried him. "Nope you can't pull that card. I talked to Kushina. And your neighbor is in town so you don't have to walk her cats,water her dogs and all those other bullshit excuse that you give us every week." Iruka bit his lip and contemplated trying another lie. "Please Ruka,We won't bother you for an entire month if you can go with us this one time. Onegai?" The teacher sighed and mumbled a yes into his phone. He hung up as soon as he heard Kotetsu's whoops of victory. "Guess I won't get any grading done." Iruka didn't know that with that one minute phone conversation,he had sold his soul to the Akuman of Konoha.
The Akuman of Konoha was a nickname that Iruka had,not so affectionately,given his friends. They deserved it though. Their evil antics caused many people trouble. The sight of them made old ladies faint,children hide under their beds ,and dogs howl. Iruka himself shivered as he saw the cars parked in front of his house. He had hoped to escape their evil clutches. He got out and went to his front door. Just when he was about to pull out his key the door swung open. What state of mind was I in when I gave Anko a key to my house. "Omizu,hurry up and get dressed. I have to straighten your hair." Iruka didn't even have time to argue before Kurenai dragged me upstairs to my bedroom. "Sit and don't you dare speak back to me." Using the teacher voice against someone who used it for their job was futile. But Iruka listened. Until he saw what his friends had laid out for him to wear.