Monday morning - Lamp posts all across Seattle, WA
WANTED: Dead or Alive
(photograph)
Male transgenic.
Age: 23 (approx)
Height: 6'1''
Other characteristics: Caucasian, dark blond hair, hazel colored eyes, barcode tattoo in back of neck.
Considered armed and dangerous.
Designation: 331845739494
Known aliases: X5-494
Known associates: 332960073452 aka X5-452 aka Max / Eyes Only
Last known location: Seattle, WA
Big Reward offered.
If you have any information, contact: NSA at 555-234-9784.
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WANTED: Dead or Alive
(photograph)
Female transgenic
Age: 21 (approx)
Height: 5'6''
Other characteristics: olive skin, brunette, brown colored eyes, barcode tattoo in back of neck.
Considered armed and dangerous.
Designation: 332960073452
Known aliases: X5-452 / Max
Known associates: 331845739494 aka X5-494 / Eyes Only
Last known location: Seattle, WA
Big Reward offered.
If you have any information, contact: NSA at 555-234-9784.
Tuesday Morning - Lamp posts all across Seattle, WA
WANTED: Dead or Alive
cause I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I riiide
(photograph)
Gorgeous Male transgenic.
Age: 23 (approx)
Height: 6'1''
Other characteristics: Caucasian, dark blond hair, hazel colored eyes, barcode tattoo in back of neck. Athletic, Single!!!
Considered armed and dangerous. You betcha!
Designation: XXXXXXXXXXXX 111111111111
Known aliases: X5-494 / Sexy thing / Golden Boy / The Best
Known associates: 332960073452 aka X5-452 aka Max / Eyes Only / Superman / The Flash / Han Solo / WONDER WOMAN
Last known location: Seattle, WA
Big Reward offered – Fit, blond NSA agent available for a saucy time!
If you XXXX need any information, contact: NSA at 555-234-9784
Promotional discount for first time callers!
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WANTED: Dead or Alive
(photograph)
Yummy! Female transgenic
Age: 21 (approx)
Height: 5'6''
Other characteristics: silky olive skin, brunette, XXXXX chocolate colored eyes, barcode tattoo in back of neck.
Considered armed and dangerous. for your blood pressure!!
Designation: XXXXXXXXXXXX 222222222222
Known aliases: X5-452 / Max / Hot Momma / Holy $#$%%
Known associates: 331845739494 aka X5-494 / Eyes Only
Last known location: Seattle, WA
Big Reward offered – Fit, blond NSA agent available for a saucy time!
If you XXXX need any information, contact: NSA at 555-234-9784
Promotional discount for first time callers!
Tuesday Afternoon - Lamp posts all across Seattle, WA
WANTED: Dead or Alive
cause I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I riiide lame!!!
(photograph)
Gorgeous Male transgenic. In your dreams
Age: 23 (approx)
Height: 6'1''
Other characteristics: Caucasian, dark blond hair, hazel colored eyes, barcode tattoo in back of neck. Athletic, Single!!!Duh
Considered armed and dangerous. You betcha!
Designation: XXXXXXXXXXXX xxxxxxxxxxxx 999999999999
Known Aliases: X5-494 / Sexy thing / Golden Boy / The best / Smartass / Pretty boy
Known Associates: 332960073452 aka X5-452 aka Max / Eyes Only / Superman / The Flash / Han Solo / WONDER WOMAN yeah right (also: geek!)
Last Known Location: Seattle, WA
Big Reward offered – Fit, blond NSA agent available for a saucy time!
He'll even throw Agt Otto into the mix, for free!
If you XXXX need any information, contact: NSA at 555-234-9784
Promotional discount for first time callers!
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Wanted: Dead or Alive
(photograph)
Yummy! Female transgenic
Age: 21 (approx)
Height: 5'6''
Other characteristics: silky olive skin, brunette, brown chocolate colored eyes, barcode tattoo in back of neck.
Considered armed and dangerous. for your xxxxx xxxxxxxx a$$!! 'cause she's gonna kick it to hell and back!
Designation: XXXXXXXXXXXX xxxxxxxxxxxx 111111111111
Known Aliases: X5-452 / Max / xxx Xxxxx / Xxxx $#$%% what are you, 12?
Known Associates: 331845739494 aka X5-494 / Eyes Only
Last Known Location: Seattle, WA
Big Reward offered – Fit, blond NSA agent available for a saucy time!
He'll even throw Agt Otto into the mix, for free!
If you XXXX need any information, contact: NSA at 555-234-9784
Promotional discount for first time callers!
Snake cult loonies abstain.
Wednesday morning - Internal memo
To: All NSA Agents – Seattle
Subject: Call spike on phone central.
After in depth investigation, it was determined that increase in prank calls with obscene content received by phone central were caused by posters distributed throughout city of Seattle, WA. Said posters appear to have been tampered with, producing undesired side-effects.
As a result of this investigation, all WANTED posters concerning X5s 452 & 494 are to be removed from public display until further notice.
Please proceed with removal and distribute as appropriate.
NSA Dispatch.