Big Meaty Claws
By Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus
Yoshizilla-Rhedosaurus: Given how well "Rev Up Those Fryers" became in regards to going far beyond the scene it originated from, I bothered to actually try and capture lightning in a bottle twice with this. Though I can say it probably won't be as funny, or successful.
Harold William "Bill" Reginald was just your ordinary blue colored fish with a white shirt and red shorts. Not pretty bad for a character used as filler. Anyway, things seem to tick him off easily, but one wouldn't begin to notice until the day when everyone was being part of Squidward's marching band...
"Well, maybe we wouldn't sound so bad if some people didn't try to play with big, meaty claws!" Harold commented in a British accent.
Naturally, this ticked Mr. Krabs off, prompting him to turn around and glare right into Harold's soul. "What did you say, punk?!"
Harold got closer to Mr. Krabs as he further exaggerated his point. "BIG, MEATY, CLAWS!"
Mr. Krabs growled as he raised his red pincers, preparing for a brawl. "Well, these claws ain't just for attracting mates."
Harold motioned his blue flippers as he was determined to fight back. "Bring it on, old man! Bring it on!"
It was then that Spongebob popped in, being between Harold and Mr. Krabs. "No, people. Let's be smart and bring it off."
Nancy Suzy Fish scoffed as she placed her flippers on her hips. "Oh, so now the talking cheese is going to preach to us."
Squidward raised his front tentacles as he tried calming everyone down. "Wait, wait. I know tensions are high..."
But it was no use, as everyone began fighting, much to Squidward's dismay. Harold and Mr. Krabs charged towards each other with oboes, prepared to hit each other to submission, but their rivalry would end short as Ms. Puff slammed them both with her cymbals, strong enough to knock them out.
It wasn't a good night to be bemoaning someone for having big, meaty claws.