((My older sister and her friends started me with this, so yeah.))

It started with a breakup. It always did, but Clint and Natasha decided that they we better off as friends. They were too "brother-sister" for a Relationship. Thor was broken hearted as well, because Jane had decided she was through praying for her Asgardian to come home every night. So, like the famous Clintasha, Thor and Jane had split as well.

The agents of SHIELD, who loved to gossip, happened to know before anyone else. They were a buzz for days over the news. Thor was mostly confused, but he spent his time attempting to understand the event itself.

Natasha found it hard to steer clear of him. To her, he looked like a sad lost, little puppy. He often stared out the window, unsure of what to do or say, because Jane was staying in Stark Tower with them until she found a new place in New Mexico.

"Thor?" Natasha asked, catching him in front of the window again. He turned to her, and attempt a smile.

"Hello, Friend Widow. How do you fare?" He said. He motioned to the chair next to him.

"I'm fine. Clint and I are still friends, so everything's good. Who are you doing? I mean, I know you and Jane were-"

"I fare well, friend. I have plans to return to Asgard soon." He brushed off her question.

"Alone?"

"I intended it, yes."

"Oh. I know you usually take-"

"Friend Widow, I would rather not Speak of the end of Lady Jane and I's affairs. I understand you are concerned for me, yet I fare well. I promise you." Thor said. Natasha nodded.

"She's leaving in a few days. " there was a knowing silence from the Aesir Prince. "If...if you ever need to talk to someone, you can always-"

"Did I truly worry her that much?" He whispered. His guard, like it always did around the assassin, dropped.

"I suppose. Maybe she was tired of wondering if you were going to come back, or run off to Asgard and find some girl up there." Natasha put her hand on his knee as he stared out the window. "You tried your best to make her happy."

"As you did Friend Hawk?"

"Clint and I are better off friends. We couldn't act like lovers. It just wasn't right for the two of us." She smiled at him. "You know what?" She stood up, and stretched. "We're going out tonight!"

"Pardon, Spider Woman?"

"You and me, we're going clubbing. I know you can pick up more than a few girls. Looks at those muscles." She winked.

"I do not wish to pick up the young women. It may make them uncomfortable, and their clothing-"

"Thor, 'pick up' means having a one night stand."

"I still do not understand."

"To have sex with for one night only." She explained. Thor blinked.

"Is not customary to court the ladies first?" He asked.

"Yeah, that's why we flirt." She grinned. "Meet me down stairs at nine, okay?" Thor nodded. She walked away, and The thunderer found himself staring at her backside. He flushed, and shook the thoughts of lust out of his head. Natasha smiled to herself. Thor was a well-ripped built man. She decided to blow off the mission she had, but dressed for their night out as of she was ready to work. The assassin was wearing a slutty zip up strapless black dress. It was short, and tight. She had matching black boots that went went up to her knees on.

Thor had to have Tony help him dress for the occasion, and he was wearing a tight fitting grey t-shirt, and blue jeans. Did as instructed, and met Natasha in the lobby of Stark Tower. The evenT had gone from just Nat and Thor to the whole group, Jane excluded. She had opted to stay home to pack the rest of her stuff. The Avengers piled in to Tony's lavish limo and drove to Black Widow's favorite night club. The Spot.

Tony immediately went off to the bar, while Steve adn Bruce stood awkwardly to the side. Clint found some girls, and started flirting. Natasha gave Thor a seductive smile, and walked to the dance floor. He stayed by his friends, but watched as she danced. Her hands stayed up above her head, showing off her bust. The god coughed, and tried to look away. He couldn't. Something about her, this Midgardian enchtress, Drew his eyes to her.

"You okay?" Steve asked. Some girls were pointing and giggling, eyeing the two hungrily.

"Indeed friend." Thor lied. Steve smiled, and the girls made their way toward them.

"Hi." A red haired one said. Steve blushed lightly.

"Hello, Ladies."

"So, you guys are, like, the Avengers, right?" The blonde asked. Thor nodded.

Natasha was watching the four girls flirt the two most awkward members of the team. A pang of Jealosuly filled her chest as one laid her hand on Thor. She left the Dance floor, and stalked toward the group. Thor was gentle, and removed the brunette's hand.

"So, Thor, do you want to dance?" She asked. Natasha set her jaw.

"No, but thank you, M'lady, for the offer." Widow was lost. Why was the. Sudden spark between her and Thor? They were partners, for Christ's sake!

Besides, they were both trying to get over heartbreak. That was it. They were rebounding, nothing to be afraid of.

But what if it was more than that?

The girls continued to flirt with Steve and Thor, while Bruce whistled quietly. Natasha grabbed Thor's arm. He turned to her, and smiled.

"Come on, let's dance." She said, dragging him to the floor before he could protest. He stood there for a moment, until Natasha put his hands on her waist. "Just follow my lead." She whispered. He nodded. They moved slowly at first, picking up speed and desire. The song, Scary Monsters and Nice a sprites by Skrilliex, beat quickly through their bodies.

Something so much more than rebound was happening, but the God and The Assassin enjoyed every second of it.