The Mighty Tribble Warrior
a joke by Jo Z. Pierce
"A mighty Klingon warrior and a single white Tribble meet on the battlefield. A great, teeth gnashing battle ensues. The Tribble wins. The Klingon falls dead to the ground."
"Wait... The Tribble wins? How?"
"He got stuck in the Klingon's throat."
Man! That Tribble was Tough!