Terrance and Phillip: Asses of Cola
Disclaimer: I don't own South Park, but I totally wish I did!
A/N: This is my first fanfiction. It will be a series (not sure how long it will be, yet). My sister (ChapeauVert on ) helped me write this, but the ideas and plot were my own.
Chapter 1
Phillip: Terrance! That's your sixth can of cola today!
Terrance: Seventh, buddy!
Phillip: What aboot that? He points to a container of wood polish. What are you doing with maple wood polish?
Towelie: He's getting' hiiiigh!
Phillip: Glares at Towelie
Terrance: Hey Phillip, do you want to hear a new joke? He doesn't wait for a response, just continues. What do you get when you cross cola and maple wood polish? Phillip is silent. I don't know!! Terrance and Towelie laugh hysterically.
Towelie: It's so funny, my eyes are tearing up! That's why you should always bring a towel!
Stan: Switches the channel to Channel 4 News. Whoa, this show is getting lame!
Midget: This is a Midget In a Bikini reporting live from Hell's Pass Hospital. It appears that Terrance of Terrance and Phillip fame has exploded due to drinking too much cola, then attempting to rehearse fart jokes with Phillip.
Stan, Kyle, Kenny and Cartman: Whoa!
Midget: He is in critical condition and will be unable to fart for the next three weeks. He farts.
News Anchor: That was in bad taste, you retarded midget! NO ONE in South Park is allowed to fart for the next three weeks, until Terrance recovers. The mayor passed that bill one hour ago.
Kyle: Holy shit, dude!
Stan: Poor Terrance!
Cartman's Mom: Kids, come for some honey-dipped, chocolate-drizzled powdered donut pancake surprise!
Kenny and Cartman: Sweet!
A/N: Please review, and come back soon to read the next chapter!