Kala: W00t, another Rimahiko story.

Nagi: Yes, this one's a crossover. ;o

Rima: How true that is…

Kala: Muh first crossover. (:

Nagi: Well, congratz.

Tamaki: HUZZAH!

Haruhi: Calm down, Tamaki.

Hunny: Yeah, Tama. Eat some cake. *gets out plate of cake*

Mori: …

Kyouya: *checks clipboard* This really isn't helping our funds, much…

Kala: *song starts playing in background* -- "On the wings of loooooveee!" DARN YOU, JEFFREY OSBORNE FOR MAKIN' MEH FEEL THANGZ! =.=

Hikaru & Kaoru: Where'd that come from?

Rima: You totally stole that from the soup. ._.

Kala: NO SHUDDUP. XD

Nagi: … *is lost*

Kala: Anyway, let's get on with the story. Disclaimer, anyone?

Hikaru & Kaoru: Kala does not own Ouran High School Host Club OR Shugo Chara! *look at each other lovingly*

Rima: *trance* BROTHERLY LURVVEEE! *fangirl squeal*

Kala: *rolls eyes* Oh yeah, this is a little different-- there aren't any Guardians, Host Club, Charas, etc. (: Just to let you guys know, so you won't be confused... (But Tadase still wants to rule the world; you'll see why I added this...)

Chapter 1: Birthday

*Rima's POV*

I've been through more of my share of guys, and I still haven't found my 'Mr. Right' yet.

How could this be? I mean, it feels like I've been through every guy out there, and still no one for me.

No one that's exactly my type.

Or, is it that there is no one exactly my type. Is it that I have to just settle for the best I've gotten so far? Is that what we all aim for in life?

No, there's got to be someone out there. I know it. Someone that, when we touch, when I first see him, I'll just know. Know that he is the one. The only one.

Just then, my heavy thinking time was interrupted by the always intrusive ringing of my alarm clock. 7 AM. I hit the snooze button and got out of bed.

"Daddy, I'm so sorry. I'm s-s-so sorry, yeah. We just like to party. Like to p-p-party, yeah. BANG BANG! We're beautiful and dirty rich!" I wish. Ugh, I trudged over to my phone.

I immediately knew it was Yaya, because that's the ringtone I had assigned for her. Sigh. I answered the phone.

"Hey, Yaya."

"Rimaaaaaa! Are you up yet?!!"

"Now I am..." I wiped my eyes and yawned.

"GOOD! Look out your window!"

I sluggishly walked over to my picture window and peered down to the street below. (I lived in an apartment.)

"Wow." I mumbled. When I looked down, I saw Yaya standing with Amu, Kukai, and Ikuto. I forgot it was my birthday. Yes, I forgot my own birthday. "I'll be down in a few." I hung up the phone.

"BOYS BOYS BOYS! We like boys in ca-ars! BOYS BOYS BOYS! Buy us drinks in ba-ars! BOYS BOYS BOYS! With hairspray and denim--" I was too annoyed by my ringing phone to let it finish ringing, so I answered it.

Who was it this time? Obviously Kukai. What in the world does he want? I thought.

"Kukai, what is it?"

"RIMA! Get your butt down here. NOW."

"I just told Yaya that I'd be down in a few minutes. GOSH." I complained.

"Whatever, just get down here quick. AND HAPPY BIRTHDAY!" He yelled the last part into the speaker.

I rolled my eyes and went to go take a very quick shower. Because I obviously didn't want to make the four wait any longer.

Once I was ready and I was on the way down the elevator, my phone rang. Again.

"Happy in the club with a bottle of red wine, stars in our eyes 'cause we're having a good time. Eh, eh. So happy I could die." I swear, if these people didn't stop calling me, they were really going to get it when I got down there.

"IKUTO! I'M ON MY WAY!" I yelled, forgetting there were other people in the elevator.

"Sheesh, calm down... I just wanted to let you know that we had to move the car, so we're not at the front of the building anymore."

"Where are you now?"

"Around back..." I could tell he was irritated, but not as irritated as I was. Great; now I had to walk all the way around the apartment complex to get to Amu, Yaya, Ikuto, and Kukai.

"Greeeeat." I said, being sarcastic. "So, why do you guys keep calling me?"

"Because you're so fun to annoy." I could tell from his voice he was probably grinning evilly. Classic Ikuto, loves teasing people.

So, I walked around to the back of the building to meet my four best friends.

As soon as I walked up to them, my phone started ringing. For the fourth time in one hour. This had to be some kind of record.

"Of freedom, and of pleasure. Nothing ever lasts forever. Everybody wants to rule the world." No, it wasn't Amu. It was Tadase. Obviously, this ringtone fits him perfectly.

"Hey, Tadase."

"Happy birthday, Rima!!" He shouted. "Any big plans?"

"Naw, I'm just going out with Ikuto, Amu, Yaya, and Kukai."

"That sounds like a big plan to me."

"Meh. Not that big."

"Tell Tadase I said hi!" Amu shouted.

"Amu says hi."

"Yeah, I heard her." He told me. "Well, I'mma let you guys get back to what you were doing. Bye, birthday girl!"

I hated people making a big deal about my birthday. All five of these people knew that, but they didn't care...

So we went out. And I met someone. I honestly don't think he's the one, and maybe that's a sign not to get involved, but I'm going to anyway.

Kala: Did anyone else notice that Rima's ringtones were all Lady Gaga except for Tadase's?

Rima: No one knows those songs...

Kala: I do. (_( )_)

Nagi: That's because you're a freaky-stalker-pedophile-person.

Kala: Not true.

Tamaki: There was no mention of us, how come? *tear* When do we come into play?!

Haruhi: I'm pretty sure it's chapter 2 before we're introduced.

Kala: True dat.

Kyouya: I still don't see how this contributes to our funds!

Mori: *slams clipboard onto head* WE. DO. NOT. HAVE. A. HOST. CLUB. IN. THIS. STORY!

Kala: Who knew Mori could be so... so...

Hunny: Violent?

Mori: =.='

Kala: R&R! XD