A/N: Okay, so I've finally started a story and I think it's going ok so far. This wont be updated any time soon, just when I have time for it and I can think of something to write, uhm, please don't flame, but tell me if I'm doing anything wrong and your help will be appreciated!
Saïx: Stop. You're doing everything wrong. This story doesn't have enough me in it.
GOD DAMNIT SAÏX STOP INTERRUPTING! NOBODY LIKES YOU!
I'm really sorry you guys had to witness that. ON WITH THE STORY!
"So, I heard you're still trying to win over Xemnas." Xigbar looked up to see who was talking, and saw no-one.
"You know he only has eyes for Saïx." He once again scanned the room for anybody, then turned back around only to find a certain blonde-haired nobody.
"Whah! Luxord, how did you get here?" Xigbar shouted in shock, spilling his coffee.
"Well, you see, when a man has a certain… affection for a woman…"
"Ugh, no. I meant how did you get -HERE-?"
"Oh? Well, there IS a door here, and I just walked through it." Luxord said, clearly stating the obvious.
"No, I mean… Oh, whatever. Now, can you -PLEASE- go bother someone else with your party tricks? Demyx is probably making out with Zexion somewhere, maybe you could go ruin their peace." Just as Xigbar was about to leave, Luxord grabbed his shoulder, spilling his coffee again.
"Now now, don't be like that. Just trying to offer some friendly relationship advice. Oh, I should ask you, are you familiar with the rules of strip poker?" Just as Xigbar was about to speak, Saïx appeared seemingly out of nowhere.
"HEY! You two shouldn't be in here! Get out. Now." And with that, both men were escorted out of Xemnas's personal lounge.