Title:
Vexations
over testing – or not!
Author: JediLuminaraUnduli
Timeframe:
Before JA, around the time Qui Gon was 11.
Summary:
Young
Qui Gon Jinn has final exams. His answers: should be interesting.
Genre:
Humour
Disclaimer:
I do not own anything here; Star Wars, Shakespeare or otherwise.
Name:
Qui Gon Jinn
Age:
11
Class:
Literature
Teacher:
Hixie Ri-u
Master:
Dooku
Part One: Shakespeare
1.
Why did Macbeth murder the king?
Answer:
Because
the king was just plain stupid, and the stupid kingdom needed a
better ruler, that was less um-stupid, of course!
2.
Why was Othello so easily deceived by Iago?
Answer:
Because
he was fool, duh, and so he was tricked!
3. Why did King Lear give up his powers?
Answer: This is a waste of my time. It's because he didn't read the fine print on the contract, and because, well, because-because- well how should I know, I can't understand dimwits.
4. Who was Puck in 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'?
Answer: A moron.
Part
Two: Comprehension
Story:
"Once
upon a time, there was a little girl named Jenny. She loved flowers.
One day, she got lost in the woods. She sat down and started to cry.
Then, she noticed some flowers on the pathway. She followed them, and
the trail soon led back to her cottage home, where her worried mommy
was waiting for her."
1. Who is the main character of this story?
Answer: Some kid named Jenny. My comment is that she needs to get a GPS and a map.
2. How do you think she got lost?
Answer: Don't know, don't care.
3. Where did the trail lead to?
Answer: Her home. And her worried 'mommy'.
4. What is your opinion of this story?
Answer: The author who wrote it needs to stop writing for the sake of the galaxy. This story is very lacking in detail, intelligence, and interest. Like the author.
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Crazy little drabble-fic I wrote.. It was first posted on the JC..