The Brawl that Was Forever!

By: -Ripper22-

I was inspired to write this when I played a Brawl with endless time, and the four characters who I picked, just kept fighting…. no breaks, no nothin'. So then, I thought, what if I wrote a story about something like this? The characters appear throughout this chapter. See if you can guess who they are before you reach the end, where the Brawl begins!Chapter 1- A usual Morning

Falco tossed and turned in his bunk, trying to get comfortable. Slowly realizing his attempts were futile, he hopped out of his bunk. Above the Falcon's bed, was Fox's. The Vulpine mumbled in his sleep. Hmh, the Bird of Prey thought. I won't wake him yet. He needs his sleep. And I have to get ready for my upcoming afternoon Brawl. So Falco got dressed, and headed downstairs. Falco usually was one of the first to awaken, along with Lucario, Meta Knight, and Mr. Game & Watch.

Falco continued downstairs, and on the way, tripped on Kirby.

"Ow, watch where ya' sleep Kirby! Geez," Falco commented with his Brooklyn accent. Kirby gave a sorrowful,

"Poyoooohhh,"

"Well, alright, just quit fallin' asleep on th' stairs!"

"Poyo!"

Falco continued downstairs, perplexed at how Kirby could tire at walking such a small distance. Kirby, who had slept on the stairs all night, followed Falco, whom he considered his best friend. Falco truly didn't mind. When the two of them reached the kitchen, they found several smashers, sitting around a table, conversing.

Falco listened in as he prepared breakfast for himself and Kirby. Meta Knight, Wolf, Marth, Lucario and Luigi were at the table.

"So, Wolf, rumor has it you and me will be in an upcoming match, today…" Stated Meta-Knight.

"Yeh, That's right, and I'm the one to take you down!" Wolf remarked, with a sneer.

"I doubt that, Wolf. Meta Knight creamed you last time!" Marth coldly exclaimed.

"Yeah, right! If it wasn't for that damned bomb—"

"Watch your language, Wolf! You know how Master Hand doesn't like your swearing," Lucario interrupted, "He'll ban you if you keep it up…right, Luigi?" The green plumber warily glanced at the Poke`mon who mentioned his name. He then shrugged, and dismissed the question, and resumed sipping his coffee.

" Hey, guys, what up?" Falco and Kirby sat down, next to Luigi and the rest of the smashers. Wolf, not liking the new company, simply gave a growl. Lucario continued reading the newspaper. Marth resumed eating his breakfast, and Luigi gave them a nod, and then continued his silence. Meta-Knight was the only one who acknowledged them.

"Falco, aren't you going to train? You usually do in the mornings." Asked Meta Knight, in his usual, heavily accented voice.

"Yeh, ol' timer. I'll do it after breakfast." Meta Knight then turned his attention to Kirby, who was swallowing his breakfast (whole, mind you, this is KIRBY were talkin' about!),

"And Kirby, are you still game for your sword lesson?"

"POYO!!"

"I will look forward to teaching you, Kirby…" Kirby squealed with glee, and turned to the egotistic falcon, or, as Kirby thought, his 'best friend', and asked,

"Popoyo?" Falco looked up, puzzled.

"Excuse me!?" Meta-Knight sighed as he translated to Falco, as always, and said,

"He wants to know if you will watch him, and spar, also…" Falco gave an exasperated sigh---which startled Marth, causing the prince to look up---and said:

"Alright. When are they? I have something important this afternoon, so it's gotta be before then." Kirby grinned hugely as Meta-Knight answered,

"….It's an hour from now, if my internal clock is right…." Falco simply said,

"Luigi…"

"It's 7:46, right now, so…"

"The lessons at 8:46. I'll be there." Falco finished Luigi's sentence for him. Wolf & Marth both got up at the same time, and Marth accidentally knocked Wolf down.

"Oh, sorry, Wolf. You alright?" Wolf snarled at Marth, and strode out of the room, with Marth lagging behind him, mad at himself for asking if a veteran, wild, Lupine was alright.

Later in Marth's room…

Marth sat on his bunk, reading a book. On the other side of the room, was Ike's bunk, with the owner of the bed on it, sleeping. Wolf shared the room with both of them. Ike woke, moments later and realized Marth was in here with him. Marth looked up from his book, and saw Ike was awake.

"Did I miss anything?" Ike asked, pulling himself up.

"Only the usual. Wolf cursing Falco, Falco ignoring, Kirby 'poyo-ing', and that's pretty much it."

"Is wolf in one of his moods again?"

"Mhmm." Just then, the Lupine himself ambled in, looking grouchy. The only people Wolf cared, or even really talked to, was Marth, Meta Knight, & Mewtwo, who only visited every once-in-awhile. Wolf launched himself onto his bunk, which was above Marth's bunk. When the canine landed on the bed, the foundation cracked, causing Marth to flinch.

"Damned maggots…"

"What'd they do THIS time?" Asked Marth. Wolf then launched onto something else, not physically, but verbally. After five full minutes of Wolf's ranting and swearing, Marth was now, a little deaf. Ike's stomach grumbled, and the mercenary quickly left, seeing this as an opportunity to escape being a victim, of Wolf's wrath. Wolf then withdrew, muttering something Marth couldn't make out.

Falco stood in the sparring room, awaiting Kirby's arrival. King Dedede stood next to Falco awaiting someone's arrival, as well.

"…So. Are you going to be Brawling this afternoon?" Falco merely nodded, not quite paying attention. "Yeah, I am too. What time?"

"2:30."

"Same here." Both Dedede & Falco were now watching Bowser & Captain Falcon duke it out on the other side of the room. There really weren't any other smashers in the room, momentarily.

"…We'll be fighting each other…" The Monarch penguin stated.

"Yeah…"

"Who're you waitin on?"

"Kirby."

"Oh." Just then, Captain Falcon lost the sparring match to Bowser. The Koopa King roared with delight. "Man," Dedede grumbled. "I thought for sure Falcon was gonna win…"Kirby and Meta Knight waddled in, the latter had a sword in each hand. After that, things went by quickly. Kirby was a quick learner. King Dedede was waiting on Captain Olimar, apparently, and soon, the place was filled with a veritable army of Waddle Dees, & Pikmin. In the end, though, the penguin won. Afterwards, they shook hands. The two had always been friends. Around that time, Meta Knight had to go because of a match he had in five minutes.

Later, Falco & Kirby headed to a large chalkboard with words written all over it. Falco found the Afternoon Brawls on it. It said this:

Afternoon Brawls:

1:30

Meta Knight, Wolf,

Bowser, Lucas

2:00

Lucario vs. Marth

2:30

Captain Olimar, King Dedede,

Falco, Luigi

Falco thought of his opponents' patterns. Olimar depends solely on his Pikmin. Without them, he is helpless. King Dedede. He likes to use a grab, followed by his Jet Hammer move. If the hammer misses, he throws a Waddle Dee. And Luigi…Falco didn't know his pattern. Oh, well. Meta Knight was right about knowing your enemies' pattern. In ten minutes, Lucario & Marth would fight. Ah, well, may as well get ready for his battle. Falco & Kirby headed for the formers room. The falcon grabbed all of his equipment he used for every battle he was in.

By the time Falco and his pink friend made it to the coliseum, Lucario and Marth's battle was almost over. Marth threw a green shell at Lucario, who avoided it, as Marth expected. While Lucario was avoiding the shell, Marth grabbed a bomb that dropped near him, and he threw it at the slow Poke`mon, who flew off the stage. Everyone cheered for the prince, as he posed. Right after Lucario and Marth left the arena, Captain Olimar walked into the transporter, waving at certain friends. Luigi followed him, and as Luigi disappeared, Mario and Peach cheered for him. Not very many others cheered for him as they did for Olimar. Then, Dedede waltzed in, and more people cheered for him than Luigi OR Olimar.

And finally, Falco went. Fox jumped out of his seat and yelled,

"GO FALCO!! YOU CAN DO IT!!!" Kirby also cheered, as well. The stage they were going to Brawl on was 'Final Destination.' Master Hand's voice announced, "this is a Two-minute, Free-for-all Brawl! Do the best you can, Olimar, Dedede, Falco, and Luigi. May the best man win!" Then the audience roared with excitement.

Falco immediately ducked to avoid a White Pikmin. The battle had begun!