I don't own The Simpsons nor it's characters, it's for fan pruposes. Enjoy.

Moe Syzlak was doing his usual job of serving Duff beer to regular customers. Then the phone rings.

"Moe's Tavern," Moe answered.

"I'm looking for a friend," Bart said. "First name Eric. Last name Shin."

"Hold on a sec," Moe said before he called to the whole bar. ERIC SHIN! ERIC SHIN! CALL FOR ERIC SHIN! DO I SEE AN ERIC SHINE HERE?!"

Everyone in the bar started laughing as Moe realized that he's been tricked again.

"Wait a minute! You again! When I get my hands on you, I'm going to tie you up and throw you in a tank full of man-eating piranhas!"

Back home Bart and Milhouse are laughing at how Moe walked into another one of his pranks.

A few days later...

Phone rings, "Moe's Tavern."

"Is Isla there?"

"Isla who?"

"Isla Vass."

"Just a second," Moe turns to the bar ISLA VASS! ISLA VASS! DOES ANYONE KNOW ISLA VASS?!"

"No but thanks for sharing," Barney said before he and everyone started laughing. Moe growls that he was tricked once more.

The next day...

Phone rings Moe answers it again.

"Moe's Tavern."

Bart disguised his voice to sound like someone in the military, "Ah yes, I am looking for Major Gay; first name Lee."

"Just a moment," Moe said. "Major Lee Gay! Major Lee Gay! Anyone here Major Lee Gay?!"

The barflies roared with laughter, Moe growls as he ran his hand down his face.

A few more days later...

The phone rings as Moe answers.

"Moe's Tavern, Moe speaking."

"I'm looking for Mr. McGroin; first name Holden," Bart said.

"Just a second," Moe said before he called out again. "Holden McGroin! Holden McGroin! Guys, Holden McGroin here?!"

"You shouldn't do that here!" Barney laughed.

The bar patrons roared with laughter at the as Moe angrily sighs, "When will I learn?!"

Bart and Milhouse laughs uproariously at the joke as Bart hung up the phone.