as in compliience 2 eradins agreement, he n crnous wnet on a daet
here iz dere epic tale
okay
so
1 day
eradin n crnous were gnoing on a daet
since they were gohsts (2spooky!) dey culd p much go anywher i guess?
so dey wnet to a grassy plaec
and were having lunch
a lunch daet hmm yes
a picnic rly
anyway
eradin wuznt eeting but crnous wuz
he was eating a sammich
"eradin bby y rnt u eating ur food" he sed through mouthfuls of slmiy chewed up fdoo
eradin watched in dismay as a single pieece of gross slimy slobbery bred grasefully fell out from cronuses mouth and bounced over to eradins plate
"ew" eradin creyed
"no but why
am i not sexy enough 4 u
is dat y" cronus asked
"nonono" eradin siged "u r 2spooky 4 me"
"huh" crnious sed
"2spooky" eradin repeeted
"wat" crnous sed
"two" radin sed
"yeah i got that"
"spooky" eradin sed
"you lost me" crnous shrugged
"oh wow" eradin sed
"ims ryy i dont know what that word is wow i guesss im a total ifoirR"
"i dont even kno what those last words were" eradin sed
"idiot"
"okay then. Do u have any hobbys crnous?"
"yes. I maek music"
"can i here 1?" eradin assed
"sure heres my favorite its called 'steemy buttsex'"
"actually never mind i dont ever want to hear those words come out of your mouth ever again. moving on" eradin shuddered
crnous stood up and sed "lemme woo u with charming tales of my prfness"
"okay" eradin nodded "go 4 it"
cronous cleared his throat
"hey babe im an astronaut n my next destination is uranus"
"omg how HIGH do u even have to be" eradin laffed
"okay how bout this" crnous sed "hey girl are you a mirror because youre lookin FINE"
there was a pause
"im not afraid to bring myself into the compliment"
"crnous u r the biggest douchebag ever" eradin sed and stood up
"oh come on"
"ur a hipster and yoU TOOK THOSE PICK-UP LINES FROM TUMBLR YOU FAT NASTY PIECE OF TRASH"
"well at least I DONT QUOTE SWEET BRO AND HELLA JEFF"
"frick u motherfricker! go to heck!" eradin yelled and stormed off
the lesson 2 be lerned here is that crnous is a douchebag that should not under any circumstances be cnofused with a guy with moshunal probemls. But if u like him BECAUSE he's a douchbag
and you understand that
then go for it like him he can be an interesting character outside of terrible fanfictions