Alice's POV

I sat in her room, waiting for her to return. I was here to surprise her. I thought about how to really surprise her. I looked around her room for a pen and a piece of paper.

"Here we go." I found what I needed on her desk. I scribbled out a few words on the paper and left it there on top of a notebook that was lying there. I looked over it to make sure it sounded okay. I had written this:

Hey Bella,

Look in your closet….I got you something.

Alice

It sounded fine to me. I left it there and ran to the closet opening the doors and stepping inside. I knew she'd be back soon. She was out with my brother of course. There I was sitting in her closet, waiting for her to return, when I looked up and saw the most appalling shirt I had ever seen in my life. The bad thing was… it had matching pants!! If I could've thrown up I would have. So, I stand up and open the closet doors with that hideous outfit in hand…it would have to be burned. So that's just what I did. Getting some matches from the kitchen, I went to the backyard and set fire to a hideous piece of fashion history.

After having finishing my deed, I went back to my spot in the closet and continued to wait for Bella's return.

It seemed like forever until I heard a car roll into the driveway. I moved farther back into the closet, behind the clothes. At least I could look at her clothes.

"Now she can never say she needs no clothes." I thought to myself as I looked at the pieces of clothing left in her closet.

"How does she wear this?" I asked myself. I had to leave /some/ clothes in her closet though.

I heard a car door shut and knew it wasn't Charlie, unless he had somehow turned into an infatuated teenage girl. When the door opened, I stifled back a giggle for what was to come.

I heard the both of them come in, so I moved toward the doors, ready to spring out.

Then I heard them come into Bella's room. Both of them!

"Why is he still here?" I thought but cut myself short. "What have I gotten myself into?" I mused.

I heard the springs on the bed fall under their weight. I fall back in the closet, trying not to make a sound. I sat there for a while before I looked at my watch. It was almost 9. Where was Charlie? Maybe if he came they would stop making lovey dovey faces at each other and Edward would leave. Then I could fulfill my plan. But there I was stuck in the closet, having to listen to all of this. I didn't want to just bust out. Bella might pee herself while wearing the lovely jeans I bought her last week. Not to mention embarrass the hell outta herself. I decided to wait until they were done.

That time did not come around as soon as I would've hoped.

Finally, I heard Edward pull back. Bella sounded like a train, huffing and puffing. "Geez, you have to breathe." I thought to myself, trying not to laugh. I couldn't take it anymore. I crept up from my spot against the wall and stood at the doors. I counted to three and busted the door open. "It's about time you two took a breather." I said loudly.

The shocked expression on their faces was priceless. "Oh I'm sorry, were you guys gonna go for round 2? If so I have plenty of clothes to go through, I can just step back in the closet, if you'd like." I said with a grin.

They were speechless!