Behind Bars

by YoKaiShoubiao

Kirby has been taken to a Haltmann Works Company Prison Camp! Now, he must survive Open Showers, Sarcastic Halacandrans, Librarians with Tasers, Food that is literally called EEW, and the Prospect of Having King Dedede as a roommate. Made with 5% real wheat, 94% Caustic Chemicals, and 1% complete lack of care for prisoners!

1. Intellimagence

(((AN: Dajia Hao! It is me, YKSB, procrastinating on updating my other fanfictions while starting new ones...Yay? Anyway, Qing Xiǎngyòng!)))

Kirby blinked as he woke up and found himself in a moving thing he didn't recognize.

"Looks like someone decided to wake up! About time!"

"Peace, Dedede."

Kirby looked at his two friends, who seemed to be stuck in the vehicle with him.

"Meta! Dedede! What's going on?

Kirby started walking around the vehicle. "Where's Galaxia? Where's your Hammer?"

Meta Knight shrugged. "They took them away from us."

"And destroyed my castle!"

"I don't know what this thing is or where it's taking us."

"They destroyed my castle!"

Meta Knight sighed. "Annnd they destroyed Dedede's Castle."

"Dat's King Dedede to you!"

The next fifteen minutes were completely silent.

"100 Maxim Tomatoes on the wall, 100 Maxim Toma-toooes, take one down, pass it around, 100 Maxim Tomatoes on the wa-"

"Keep it down back there!" yelled the Driver.

Kirby peeked up front. "Magolor?"

Magolor looked at them from the driver's seat and shrugged. "I don't like this either, but I need the money."

When they arrived at a giant metal ball, the thing floated up into it. It brought them face to face with a rainbow tower with an eye at the top. Magolor pushed Kirby onto a Glowing Circle while uttering, "Sorry". The eye stared down at him.

"DIAGNOSIS: POWER LEVEL TOO HIGH FOR MECHANIZATION. SEND TO CAMP."

Magolor took Kirby off of the platform.

He then put King Dedede on the platform.

"DIAGNOSIS: INTELLIGENCE LEVEL TOO LOW FOR MECHANIZATION."

"What? I'm intellimagent!"

"SEND TO CAMP."

Next, it was Meta Knight's turn.

"DIAGNOSIS: PERFECT STATS. COMMENCE MECHANIZATION."

"Congrats, Meta!" yelled Dedede as they dragged the Star Warrior off.

"Uh...Dedede? They're turning him into a robot," said Magolor.

"Oh..."

Star Dream spoke up again. "DIAGNOSIS: EMPLOYEE OF CONFLICTING LOYALTY. SEND TO CAMP."

"WHAT?!" yelled Magolor.

As the three were shoved into one of the moving wheelie things, Kirby spoke. "Isn't this exciting? We're going to Summer Camp!"

"Uh...Kirby? We're going to a PRISON camp."

"Oh..."

(((Poor Magolor. It seems like he's trapped with a Royal Idiot and a Cloudcuckoolander. Tune in next time for more! Zai Jiaaaaan!)))