The Camera films an island, surrounded by palm trees and rocks. The camera cuts too 18 people laying down on the beach, sleeping. One of the 18 people wake up.
Trent: W-What's Going On?
Another Person Is Seen Waking Up. The camera cuts to the next person quickly.
Gwen: Uh..I..I don't Know..
Soon, All The People Are Awake.
Jo: Wait, What! Why Am I On An Island?
Gwen: I'm thinking the same thing..
The Last Person Wakes Up As The Camera Cuts To Gwen, A Pale Gothic Teen.
Gwen: Do any of you remember the last thing you did? I don't.
The Other People Mumble things like, "Uh, No, Nah, Not Really, and Um". Gwen Sighs, knowing that something was going on.
Gwen: No Response..
Trent: Hey..I think I Know You..
Gwen: I don't think you know me..and I'm not sure you want to know me..
Trent: I think I could get to know you! My Name's Trent!
Gwen: I'm Gwen..Wait..Maybe I do know you..did you say you're name was Trent?
Trent Nods, followed by saying, "Mm-Hm."
Leonard: Huzzah! I command you to freeze!
The camera cuts to Leonard, a teen who thinks he's a wizard, Leonard is seen casting "spells" and Leonard is saying thinks like, "Huzzah!"
Gwen: Uh..I don't think this is gonna be fun..why is there a..wizard...? Wow..Didn't think I'd ever say that..
Trent: Hey..Cheer Up..It can't get any worse..
Rain Starts Pouring Down, Trent sees a raft but the raft floats away by itself. The camera cuts back to Leonard, Who is still casting "spells."
Gwen: Now That..Could Not Have Been A Coincidence.
Sky: Hey..Uh..I don't remember anything..Have we been brainwashed or something? All I can seem to remember is my name. My Name Is Sky..
Gwen: Okay! Something is wrong here..
Jasmine: You got that right..Half Of the people here are knocked out cold! I can't remember a single thing! Except My Name..The Name's Jasmine! Australian In the blood!
The Camera Cuts To An Ethereal Young Teen Named Dawn. She is seen meditating by the shore of the ocean.
Jasmine: Uh..Hey Guys..You See That Girl by the shore..
Trent: Yeah..Looks Like She's...Meditating..
Gwen: She looks suspicious..
Jasmine: I'll call her..Hey! You!
Dawn: Huh?
Jasmine Walks Over To Dawn With A Suspicious look. Dawn has a confused look.
Jasmine: Are You The Person who brainwashed all of us and put us on this-this..this island?!
Dawn: No..I woke up here too...
Jasmine: Then Why Do You Seem So..Relaxed?
Dawn: It's one of my personal traits..You seem..stressed..
Jasmine: Of Course I'm stressed! I'm stranded on a random island! Everything just seems so..RANDOM!
The Camera Cuts To Courtney Waking Up As Others Get Up Too.
Courtney: Wh-What..What The Heck! What is this! Some kinda prank or something! I am so calling my lawyers!
Jasmine: Ay! Keep you're cool there! We're all stranded here!
Courtney: Oh..Well Then..As A Professional CIT, I think I can direct us all to safety! Oh Sorry..My Name's Courtney!
The Camera Cuts To A Short Teen Named Cameron.
Cameron: Okay Everyone..I've tried calculating the odds of us getting out of here..
Jo: Hey Pipsqueak! You seem smart..What's you're name?
Cameron: Uh..Cameron..
Jo: Can You Get Us Outta Here?
Cameron: M-Maybe-
Jo: MAYBE is not an answer! I need a Yes..or a no..
Jo Is Lifting Cameron Off The Ground By His Shirt, Threatening Him With Her Words.
Cameron: Okay, Okay! I'll Try! But It Might Not Work..Just Warning Ya..
Jo: If It Does Not Work..You're face won't work..
Cameron Sweats In Fear, Biting His Lip, feeling pressured.
Jasmine: Hey Jo! Lay off the little fella! He'll try his best!
Jo: Do not..tell me what to do..
Jasmine: Geez.
The Camera Cuts To Another Person Waking Up.
Lightning: Where Am I..Sha-Dang! Who Are You?
Jo: I'm a human being unlike you.
Lightning: Well..You don't have all these muscles to kiss! Mwah! Mwah! Sha-Bang!
Lightning Kisses His Forearms and poses. Jo hits him across the head with a bat.
Lightning: Sha-Sha-Sha-Sha-Dang...
Duncan: You Guys Are a bunch of creeps.
Gwen: Finally! Someone relateable enough to realize this!
Dawn: Hello Duncan.
Duncan: Huh? H-How do you know my name? I never told you it...
Dawn: I just know..you seem uncomfortable..
Duncan: Ya Think?
Duncan Starts Carving A Drawing Of A Skull Into a nearby palm tree. Two More People Wake Up.
Courtney: Uh..Oh My God! Everyone, Look! There's someone here! He looks like he's out cold! We have to help him!
Noah: Uh..Are you talking about me?
Courtney: No, Not You.
Noah: Well..I just woke up too but..whatever..
Courtney: I learned in Summer Camp, a recipe to wake people up.
Duncan: So..What's the recipe?
Courtney: I think It's too much, We might just have to leave him..
Duncan: Too much ingredients or what?
Courtney: Pretty Much.
The Camera Cuts To A Shadow Walking.
Owen: Hey Everyone! I'm Owen!
Owen Hugs Noah As Noah Is Crushed By The Size Of Owen.
Noah: Yeah, Cool. Now it would be so cool if you could let go of me.
Owen: Cool! This is all so cool!
Duncan: "Cool" isn't the word I would use to describe the situation we're in right now. We're stranded on an island with nobody to help us. Now does it sound cool?
Courtney: Okay! Let's stay positive..
A Girl Swings Into the scene on a vine. The girl accidentally hits Courtney and knocks her down.
Courtney: Ugh! I'm covered in mud now! Who..Who..Who did that?!
Izzy: Oops! Sorry! That was me.
Courtney: Well..You should be more careful next time!
Izzy: Careful is not a word in my vocabulary..but dangerous is!
Courtney: Alrighty Then..So..what's you're name?
Izzy: I'm Izzy! Yay!
Izzy continues running around while Courtney whispers to Gwen, "That Girl needs some serious help.."
Harold: Hello..I am..Harold! I am a trained ninja-
Duncan: Nobody Cares.
The Camera Cut To a Teen with a ninja bandanna Who was arguing with the juvenile teen named Duncan. Courtney Tries To Stop The Argument.
Courtney: Okay! Guys, Stop! We gotta find our way out of here!
Alejandro: Surely You won't be able to find a way out of here without me!
Jo: And What Makes You So Arrogant?
Alejandro: Hmm..My Beauty, My Life, My Amazingness, and My Body.
Jo: Wow..You're Just Like Lightning..But actually..Hot..
Courtney: Yeah..
The Camera Cuts To Lightning standing nearby.
Lightning: Sha-Dang! Surely, I have more beauty then Alejanmo over here!
Alejandro: It is Alejandro! Not "Alejanmo".
Lightning: Nah..It's Alejanmo.
The Camera Films A Scene With Alejandro And Lightning, Face To Face, and Head To Head. Secret Cameras are hidden around this deserted island. Soon A Purple-Haired Teen Comes Out From Behind A Random Palm Tree.
Sierra: Hey Everyone..I'm Sierra..Wait..I don't really remember much..but I remember one thing!
The Others Gasp And Stare As The Others Cannot Remember Anything..The Camera Then Cuts To A Commerical Break.
After The Commercial Break, Sierra reveals what she remembers..
Sierra: I remember..Cody!
Sierra Then Says "Cody" numerous times. A Blond-Haired Boy Approaches The Island On A Yacht. The camera quickly films the yacht.
Geoff: Hey Party Dudes! Name's Geoff!
Gwen: How did you come..on a yacht?
Geoff: Okay, Dudes! I gotta funny story! I was asleep on this weird, creepy island..then I woke up..and there was a yacht there at the shore..I came onto the yacht and they brought me to you guys.
Gwen: Okay..Seriously..Something's Up..Somebody Must Be Trying to mess with us..But Who..and why..and why us?
Alejandro: Geoff. Did You See The Driver? Did you see any other people?
Geoff: No..I was busy swimming..
Alejandro does a facepalm.
Geoff: B-But I can check!
The Camera Films The Yacht, As it is leaving the shore and driving away from the island.
Alejandro: Great! Now we lost our only contact with the outside world!
Sky: Wait! Everyone Wait! I have one question! Who Is..Cody?
Alejandro: Alejandro Burromuerto Will Not Die This Way!
Sierra: CODY is my love! My only love!
The Others Stare At Sierra in confusion.
Sky: Well..Now That we're all here..I think..We might aswell start trying to get off this island!
Jasmine: I agree with Sky here! We better get to work!
Leonard: Everyone! Fear Not! Leonard The Magical Wizard Will Save Us All!
The Camera Films Leonard as he speaks and the camera zooms in on him as he speaks. The others stare in confusion as Leonard continues talking.
Leonard: With the magic spell! Koo Hara! Musa Mimara! Zooa Mifia!
Leonard Continues Saying Nosense As The Camera Cuts To The Others Staring In Confusion. The Others Ignore him and start working.
Trent: Hey Gwen!
Gwen: Hey..
Trent: So..Wanna Build A Raft?
Gwen: Don't Worry..Courtney's Already On It..
The Camera Cuts To Courtney, Who is savagely ripping bark off a tree and building a raft with the Bark. She is growling. The camera cuts back to Gwen And Trent.
Trent: Ya Think she needs help?
Gwen Sarcastically says "Nope" and walks away.
Trent: Okay Then..I guess..we can build our own raft!
Gwen: I guess..
Trent: You Alright? You Seem..Annoyed-
Gwen: Of Course I'm Annoyed! I'm stuck on an island with a bunch of freaks and I can't remember anything! Just..My Name! And the only person who can remember anything is crazy girl Sierra!
Trent: Hey, Hey..Calm Down..Relax.
Gwen: I'm not going to "relax," I need to work! We need to get off this isolated island!
Gwen Continues Walking Away, But Trent Grabs Her By The Arm Gently, and asks her where she's going.
Gwen: I'm not going anywhere..How am I supposed to go anywhere!? Remember?! Isolated Island!
Trent: Oh Yeah..But-
Gwen: There Is No But! I give up! There's nothing we can do!
Trent: Hey! Of course there's things we can do! Never Give Up!
Gwen: Really?
Trent: Yes. Now let's go! We gotta get building and catch up with the others!
The Camera Cuts To A Commercial Break. When The Show Starts Again, The Camera Is Filming Jo And Lightning Building A Raft.
Jo: Ha! You build like a 5-Year Old Girl!
Lightning: At least I have these B-eau-ti-ful biceps!
Jo: At Least I'm not a horrible builder and a 5-Year Old Girl!
Lightning Ignores Jo and walks away kissing his biceps. The Camera Films Izzy, As she swings into the scene on a vine.
Izzy: Woohoo! Hey! How have you guys been?
Jo: Horrible. I'm stuck on an island and building a raft which takes forever!
Izzy: Oh! I'm already done my raft!
Jo: What?! H-How?!?
Izzy: Oh. Well..I got some wood, logs, bark, then I started building, Then I got some-
Jo Interrupts Izzy before she can finish her sentence.
Jo: No! I didn't mean how did you build it! I meant how did you build so..so..fast!
Izzy: Oh! Well..It was easy, haha!
Jo: Okay...Hey..Can I ask you for a favour?
Izzy: Sure, Yeah, Haha!
Jo: Can I..Ride you're raft with you?
Izzy: Oh Yeah, Definitely!
Jo Gasps In Delight and sighs in relief, thinking that she was going to say no, Jo then abandons her raft and the camera follows Jo and Izzy as they get on their raft.
Izzy: So..Where should we go?
Jo: Oh Yeah..We need directions!
Jo Sighs and steps off the raft, heading onto the beach to look for a map.
Izzy: Oh, I'll look too!
Alejandro: Done! I have finished my raft!
The camera quickly cuts to Alejandro, Who is proudly standing with his finished raft, not a scrape or mark on his body.
Alejandro: Ha! Buh-Bye Suckers! It's time for me to go!
Alejandro Floats On His Raft Into the ocean, as the girls on the island stare at him in awe. Alejandro continues sitting proud on his raft with a proud face, until his raft starts to sink when he starts hitting rough waters. Soon, Alejandro's Raft Is Completely Sunken and Destroyed. Alejandro swims back to shore.
Alejandro: Aw, No! Come On! After all that work!
Courtney: That's What happens when you get too cocky!
The camera quickly cuts to Courtney who is walking passed Alejandro with a finished raft ready to hit the ocean. Courtney has a proud face as Alejandro has a mad face and is completely soked in water.
Jo: Well, What Are Ya Waiting For, Al? We haven't got all day! We gotta search for that map! Oh By The Way, Can I Call You Al? Short For Alejandro.
Alejandro: Al..Al..Al!
Jo: Is That A...Yes..?
Alejandro: Oh My God!
Jo: What Is It...?
Soon Alejandro attracts all of the people's attention and the others stare at him in confusion because of his sudden excitement.
Alejandro: I remember something! My Older Brother, Jośe, used to always call me Al! And it was so annoying because he was better then me at everything! I can't believe I remembered something!
Jo: So Is That A No...?
The Camera Then Cuts To Courtney, Who has just realized that she can't float on her raft in the ocean, until she has a destination, and to have a destination, she needed a map.
Courtney: I need a map! Where is that map!?
The Others Stare At Courtney in fear as she freakishly tears everything apart, trying to find the map. The other's scared looks soon turn into confused looks. The Camera Then Cuts To Gwen And Trent, Who are walking along the shore looking for the map.
Gwen: So..How's you're home life?
Trent: I don't remember..
Gwen: Oh Yeah..
As They Are Walking And Talking, Gwen accidentally steps on something solid in the sand.
Gwen: What The-
Gwen Digs Up the sand, and finds a map in the sand.
Gwen: Oh My Gosh..The Map! I found the map!
Courtney: What?!
Jo: Give it to me!
Soon Everyone starts arguing over the map.
Chris McLean: Everyone Stop!
The Camera Cuts To A Commerical Break. When The Show Starts Again, The Camera Quickly Cuts To A Shadow hidden inside a cave, a person comes out of the cave and talks to the people.
Chris McLean: Hello Campers!
Everyone Stops Arguing Over the map and they listen to the voice.
Gwen: What Do You Mean...Campers?
Chris McLean: I'm You're Host..Chris McLean! Welcome To Total. Drama. Death Island! On this creepy old island, you will spend 8 brutal weeks fighting for a prize of...$1,000,000! You will go through challenges and eliminations! But the worst thing you will go through is..Chef's Food!
Gwen: There's a chef too..this can't get any worse..
Chef Hatchet: Alright! You listen up kids! You're gonna eat my food, and you're gonna eat it nicely!
Courtney: But What About Our..Memory..We can't remember anything..
The Others Nod and agree and mumble.
Chris McLean: THAT won't be a problem! I've erased you're memories so you can only remember you're name and big things that happened to you over the course of time you we're on the show!
Courtney: So Wait..We've been on this show before..?
Chris McLean: Yep! I've brainwashed each of you so you only remember you're name and things that happened to you on the show..but just a warning..it'll take a while before you can remember things..for now you only can remember you're names I assume..except for Alejandro and Sierra..they can remember other things..Alejandro remembers how Is older brother Jośe calls him Al, and Sierra remembers her love, Cody.
Alejandro: How Do You Know this?
Chris McLean: It's a reality show, Einstein! We have hidden cameras everywhere!
The camera shows some of the hidden cameras around the island.
Courtney: You're-You're-You're Maniacal!
Chris McLean: Nooo, I'm Climactic! Haha, Now I'm gonna split you guys up into teams! And No, It's not random, the people who finished their rafts and the people who found the map are on Team 1, and those people are: Gwen, Trent, Alejandro, Izzy, Jo, Courtney, Duncan, Sky, and Jasmine. Team 2 are the people who did not finish their raft and did not find the map, and those people are: Lightning, Leonard, Sierra, Dawn, Harold, Noah, Owen, Cameron, and Geoff. The name of Team 1 is..The Magical Horses!
Leonard: Aw, I would've loved that name!
Chris McLean: And The Name Of Team 2 is..The Horrific Giraffes!
Geoff: Yes Party Giraffes!
Cameron: But I finished my raft-
Chris McLean: Nobody Cares, Bubble Boy! You're on Team 2 still!
Cameron Sighs and lowly says, "Fine."
Dawn: Chris McLean, You're aura is red, that senses that you are a mean and vane person..
Chris McLean: Okay..You're Weird..Anyways! You're first challenge is tomorrow! Get a good night sleep Campers!
Courtney: Wait! Where are we supposed to sleep!?
Chris McLean: On The Sand! Obviously!
The Others Madly Look At Chris.
Chris McLean: Haha! Come Back For Another Juvenile Episode Of..Total. Drama. Death Island!