A/N: I ship Zelink. Really, I do. But I'm in an angsty mood today. So deal with it.
Karma
They say what comes around goes around. In my case, what do I ever do to deserve this?
I saved Hyrule, her Majesty (why am I still calling her that?), hell, probably the whole freakin world. And how does she repay me?
By cheating on me.
Every night it's the same procedure. I fake going to sleep, she gets up and dresses like a prostitute then sneaks out the door. Its been like this for four months.
Am I not good enough for her? Or is she just a whore? Possibly a combination.
Everyone knows of those sweet, innocent princesses who fall in love with the prince charming (i.e. me) that saved their kingdom. Zelda is not one of those princesses.
I feel like quitting. Giving up on life. Every night she comes back, smelling like him. And its terrible. He smells like a pig; dirty, musty, and downright foul
But what can I do about it? It's not like I can go and kill this mystery man. Hell, I don't even know who he is.
Looking around Zelda's room, I think of a plan. A plan to wipe away all of my troubles.
Pulling out my sword, I step into her enormous closet. With one great spin, her clothes are shred to pieces. Running outside, I shatter her mirror, break her perfume bottles, and slash at her dresser. Destroying the sofa cushions, I finally move on to the bed.
I shred her sheets, demolish her pillows, and cut down the posts on her bed .
Finally, it's time. As I ready, I can't help but think I'm making a mistake. But Zelda deserves it.
I plunge the blade through my heart. As my body falls back on the now bloody sheets, I know she'll figure it out. Figure it out that I know what she does.
What comes around goes around.