Konoha... What the Fu...

Author's Note: I am attempting to write this on my phone, so patience with the whole process would be much appreciated. this is also, sadly enough, my first fan fiction.

"Speaking "

'Thinking'

[System Announcement]

Chapter 1. What the hell is this?

A darkened void presses in around me, stretching of into silent infinity. Floating wightless in the darkness, I couldn't help but think that being dead wasn't that bad...

The dying itself had been the worst, most horrendous experience of my life, but apparently that was over now. I could, thankfully, no longer feel my body.

Now thanks to the darkness of the void I found myself in, as well as the turn my thoughs had taken, memories began to assault my mind. Phantom pain and the horrific images boiled through me, made all the worse by the nonexistent state of my body...

Molten, burning plastic and shards of red-hot metal spraying towards me...

The sudden torrent of heat and noise from the ruptured side of the dying machine I had been working at...

Agony tearing it's way across my jaw as I jerk my head away, instinctively trying to escape the blast of searing pain...

Metal, the edges twisted sharp and glowing red hot as the pieces blur towards me...

The feeling of gravity in all of it's terrible inevitability as I am slammed into the floor by the blast...

Jagged, rasping screams tearing their way out of my throat, dragging the smell of burning flesh and the accrid stench of molten plastic into my nose...

Sight boiled out of half my vision in a rush of heat and pain. My other eye blurrs with the sight of my sister trying to scramble towards me. Her eyes are frantically wide as she tries to reach me, arms outstretched from where I had pushed her out of the way of the blast...

The jerking, choked gasps as my metal punctured lungs desperately try to draw air as they fill with blood...

Every heartbeat slamming in a thunderous roar of pressure, seconds seemingly stretch into hours behind my pain-filled darkened vision...

Finally, mercifully, everything goes away...

Gritting my teeth against the assault of memory and pain that seems to go on forever, I hear my voice echoing out in a tearing shout across the dark infinity...

"It was worth it!"

*PING*

[Would you like to play a Game?]

[Yes/No]

"What the Fuck!" Echoes across the void