A/N: The parts where it's underlined, italicized, and is in bold is the narrator of the story. This person will not be revealed till the LAST CHAPTER, but I think it becomes somewhat obvious who he/she may be. The Teenz's report was so much fun to write;it was so freakin' awesome! It's pretty easy to find out who the girl is in the report. Child 77 may not be revealed, or may be revealed. Recruit Child 77 is actually a hard one to figure out who he/she is. You can give it a try, though.
This is basically a prologue chapter just to show you what happened during the BETA Testing. The small chat scene at the end is not so funny but I just throwed it in.
This is really important! This fic is in sync with the episodes. The story takes place after ZERO, and you'll read on to find out which episode is in sync with which.
Disclaimer: I do not own Codename:Kids Next Door. It belongs to Tom Warburton and Cartoon Network. ANY mentioning of franchises or websites is owned by their responsible owners. Now, don't sue this pretty face. Okay? Thanks! :P
Prologue
Shh! We're In BETA Testing
...Welcome to the Kids Next Door Sooper Secret Chat Room...
M09Spy has signed on
BestKND has signed on
M09Spy: check..
BestKND: looks like the sooper secret chat room is set up..
M09Spy: mhm..so we check through z site to make sure no bad teens have already hacked in and we give z info back 2 362?
BestKND: yeah tht's wht 86 told me...they said tht once z 2x4 technologists and scientists said tht z site was up and runnin that we teen spies had 2 check for any signs of teen or adult activity on the site.
BestKND: so wht do we do now?
BestKND: check out z other chatrooms?
M09Spy: well duh! teens luv chat rooms. so they would b liable 2 target all of the chatrooms on this site
M09Spy: comeon chad,i'm signin off
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BestKND: o.O "Welcome to the KIDS Next Door Sooper Secret Chat Room"...i miss z real knd...but i still am the best! :S
BestKND has signed off
...File AAA-Year 2007 File of Teenz...
...A Detailed Declassified Report Sent to the Teenz...
The following takes place between the times of 4:12 till 7:33
Information Gathered by Recruit Child-77
"I know. I know. I know. Okay, Stacey?" the teen talked into her mobile phone. She gasped, "Oh,I didn't hear about that. What you're saying is that he likes her? Oh, they used to date like back in Jr. High. Yeah. I know. It's just that - yeah, girl. You know the meeting is tonight? Uh-huh. Yeah, at the basketball game. You think so, baby?" There was silence as the African American teen held her head down, mumbling an incomprehensible phrase. "Girl, I told him and he walked away talking to some of his old KND friends. Don't you think so? Girl,I am valuable to the Teen Ninjas. You know I'm like one of the few that still has their memories of the Kids Next Dorks. Girl,you are crazy. Shutup...See you at the game tonight? Oh, we'll find out if he's one of the spies. If he is a spy, then I'll hate him forever. Not a bad idea,either. OK. See you,Stacey." The girl hung up the phone. Her dark locks touch her knees as her face is quivering over her lap.
The memories of the previous hours came to her as her head shifted towards the window. A scowl was planted on her beautiful face. Why did it all have to happen to her? The female overheard footsteps walking up the stairs. The foot steps belonged to someone well known. The figure leaned against the open doorway. "Hey sis," her eleven year old sister called. The teen tried to show a happiness, but there was no avail. She was frustrated with her mixed emotions. How could this all be happening to her? The fifteen year old could speak, but she felt as if she couldn't. The younger spoke first, "Basketball game tonight?" "Uh,yeah. I just got off the phone with Stacey." Her sister's eyes were slanted, "The Stacey? I thought you hate that girl?" "I do. Now get out of here, Kids Next Dork." Once her sister retreated to her own bedroom, the memory of just a few hours ago came to her in full view.
~FLASHBACK~
"Girl, turn around. Your man just got off of his bus." A smile emerges on my lips. Yes,the middle school bus got to the bus stop just moments after my high school bus got to the same exact stop. I am still hanging with my friends, unwilling to walk to my house. "It's him," one of my friends cried out. I finally called out flirtatiously, "Maurice." The eighth grade boy looks around to find out where his name was called. He didn't recognize my voice. "Looks like your boyfriend doesn't know you." I immediately shot a death glare at all of my friends. I had to prove myself to them. I strut my way towards the bus stop. A slight tap landed on Maurice's shoulder from my slender brown finger. His eyes met mine, "Oh,hey. I guess our busses got off at around the same time again,huh?"
"I was thinking what if you and I go to the basketball game at the high school tonight-for a-a-a date?" I smiled just trying to get him to show enjoyment. If my friends can't hear what we're talking about, his smile will show that he likes me. I saw the expression on his face. The one expression I thought I'll never see from him. The expression was like he knew what actually went on during basketball games. He can't know what really goes on during them, at all. He isn't one of us. It hit me like a bullet,what if Maurice is one of those teens that is a spy for the KND? It's just a rumor spreading around the Teenz. I don't really believe it. I mean, how can some snot nosed brats come up with spies for their organization? I remember back when I was in the KND. The memories of being Numbuh 11 fighting alongside the Sector V still haunt me for all of time. My old teammate was Numbuh 9,the same boy who stood in front of me. Numbuh 9 was a great operative, but was he really that good enough to be one of them?
Maurice rubs the back of his neck in a nervous matter, "Well,I don't really know. I have some things to take care of later tonight. I might be able to make it. We'll see. I'll see you around." With that, his back turns away from me. My head tilts towards the ground. I have been rejected. I overhear the snickers of my so-called friends. My head shot up with a glare reflecting back at them. Once again, I try to prove myself. My dark hands thrust their way towards Maurice's shoulders. I turn him around to face me, dramatically. "Listen, Maurice. I know you. We are really good friends. We went to the prom together, and we hang out together. We even went to the Romantic Burger together, despite how ghetto it is. We talk on FaceBook all the time, and-well you get what I'm saying. I'm coming out bluntly to tell you that I love you," I smile to myself slightly. His mouth is hung open, but a slight smirk appears on his face. "Maurice, over here!" He turns around to his mix of middle school and high school friends. "I got to go," he says adjusting his backpack, while making his way to his small possey. Did he really just reject my love for him?Gosh,I can't believe that.
I examine his small group of monsters. The one who called him over there was none other than the eighth grader Chad Dickson. My attention draws to the other three people in his group. There is Stacey's shy cousin, who cheers on the middle school team. Her name is Elizabeth. Her slender, porcelain arms are entangled with Chad's as she leans on him. Then, there was that red-head girl that was apart of the Teenz. I think her name is Ava Emelia Valiant. I'm friends with her on Face Book. She's weird like that. So, she put her middle name in her profile. Weirdo. There was a kid older than I. His name is Derrick. We have Spanish together, I think. He towers over most kids, but he's rather chubby. He kinda looks like Josh from Drake and Josh before he became skinny. Instead, he has shaggy, brown hair which covers up his Josh-like features. Then it came to me-their numbers in the Kids Next Door. Chad was Numbuh 274, the greatest KND operative to ever live, and the Supreme Leader after Numbuh 100. Stacey's cousin, Elizabeth, was Numbuh 52.123. A very skilled operative in the stealth tactics. Ava Valiant was Numbuh 207-A-Thru-Z in the organization. I recall her being a great jokester and she was skilled in hand-to-hand combat. Derrick Meester was Numbuh 100. He was another great Supreme Leader.
Let me think this out. Maurice ignored me. He walked away to talk to his old Kids Next Door buddies. He can't be a spy. Can he? "Girl,come on!" one of my friends called out. I have to talk to the other Teen Ninjas,now.
~END FLASHBACK~
Rushing through her closet,the girl got dressed quite quickly to go to the basketball game located at McClintock High School. She played a song by an artist by the name of Taylor Swift. It was "Back To Decebmer." This time, the girl felt as she lost the boy she loves for all eternity. Every tear that fell down on her face just signified the hurt she felt in the very depths of her soul. Come on, Teenz, give her sympathy. First off, you are telling her that she's worthless in your organization. For Pete's sake, she's one of the few that still has her memories of the KND. You people are going around dissing her. Saying all the work she's done for Father is nothing, and now, you're thinking of eliminating her from the Teenz. How cruel. In the midst of all this, she's discovering that teen spies are true, and the guy she likes might be one. Oops. I need to stop talking in my reports. Hey, I'm just a recruit! I'm trying to gather information for you. Yes, there are spies, and this is the freakin' report that says there are spies, and who some might be. (By the way, can you give a thanks to the guys who helped me with my grammar? My mom is proud of my 100 in English.) Oh, where was I? Yes, I was retelling the events of this poor teen girl.
At the game, she was among the crowd being somewhat taciturn. The auditorium was full, even though the game has not started yet, but it will soon. "You!" Stacey pushed her way through the crowd, recieving much admiration from the various teens that recognized she was a cheerleader. "Oh. Hey,Stacey." "Is everything going to go according to plan this time?" The African American chuckled. "Yeah,yeah. I got it all under control. No need to worry," she said coolly. "Well,duh, that's under control, but there's another matter at hand." Her eyes begun to twitch, "What-what is it?" The cheerleader examined the people that began to look at the frantic teenager. "Come with me," the brunette dragged the girl off the bleachers and onto the side area near the locker's location. Few could see them standing there. The only ones that could were those that were standing on the floor near the bleachers. Something was up. Stacey faced all of the bleachers, examining everyone on each row. The other girl did the same. Their eyes both noticed Maurice sitting there on the first bleacher with a laptop placed on his lap. Stacey eyed the girl, and motioned her to walk farther into the dark, confined area-away from Maurice's view. So, he wouldn't be able to read their lips.
Stacey realized they were in the clear and finally spoke. "Listen, the Kids Next Door has launched a website. They're like totally coping off of us. I got so mad, because you know Gill did our web design. So, like I got jealous of the kids. Not only because of that, but they have chat rooms,and like all Kids Next Door operatives can communicate with eachother easier, now. Those Kids Next Dorks have gotten a hold on more modern technology. They have become more advanced. They can track our every moves now. Those stupid pre-teens have call phones and if the teen spies are true, then they might have accounts on this site. So, now, everyone in their dumb organization is connected. Look over there. Chad has been playing with his iPhone touch-possibly one the spies, like you said. My stupid cousin, Elizabeth, is coming over here to the game. She has her little baby cell phone with her, and she keeps on making Face Book statuses like every five minutes. You can see on my phone, here. That means that she's observing the Internet on her phone. Derrick is ignoring his football friends over there by looking at his Media Player thingy-I don't know what they are really,but they're like Internet but without the computer. I don't know, I saw it in a Target ad once. It's like those portable readers, but it's only the Interenet. Weird. Anyway, there's Ava. Now, she looks like she's texting, but she , too, is on the website. Girl, looks like you were right about them being Kids Next Dorks after all. Way to go."
"Wait a second. So, because they're all on the Internet implies that they're on the KND site?"
"No, the site hasn't launched yet to the kid operatives, but it's like under Beta construction. Our Teen Ninjas found it while searching through Google for a chat site that connects all over the world. They can't access it yet because it hasn't launched yet."
"Tell you what, I'll watch over what my little sister does on her computer. Just to see if you're right."
"I am right," Stacey justifies herself. "If you don't think I'm right, then let us try to get information out of Maurice."
"Maybe."
"What? What do you mean by 'maybe'?"
"Okay, fine. But how?"
"Hang out around him until the game starts."
"That will get information out of him? Um, how?"
"I.D.K! I'll just have to get the information. I suggested to the Steve that sometime soon we'll have to hack into their database. Tomorrow sounds good?"
"Nah, I have to go to the movies tomorrow to see Vampires Suck with my girlfriends."
"O-M-Goodness,that movie was so freaking funny. I'm Twilight Junkie, though. I love Twilight. Do you?"
"Nah. I think it lacks character development. I've seen a dorky kiddie cartoon have more characterization than Twilight does."
"Oh my gosh, really? What dorky kid cartoon? Oh, wait. We got off topic. I totally hate it when people get off topic. Don't you?"
"Uh,yeah. I absolutely find it repulsing. I mean, one minute we're talking about-wait, what were we talking about, again?"
"Oh, the KND website."
"Yeah, then Twilight? Ha. So..."
"We hack into their site the next day?"
"Sounds good to me."
"Oh,wait. I can't. I have to baby sit all day that day. Stupid kids."
"You got that right."
"Hey, aren't we going to get info out of Maurice?"
"Oh! Let's go."
"No,wait. Chad's walking down the bleachers and heading towards-"
"Maurice's direction?" they said in unisoun.
"They are teen spies for the KND," the African American mumbled.
"They are? Gosh,we have to tell The Steve! Of course, you're like high up in the Teenz so you can go ahead and tell him yourself."
"Oh, I don't like to flatter myself, but I am pretty hot and so freaking awesome, but the only con is that I have the worst family."
"I don't know about you, but you're dad is pretty cool."
"Yeah, Dad is sweet with all the cookies,a nd the jokes, and the sweater, oh, you know what I mean."
"So, you going over to your boyfriend first?"
The darker girl eyed her, "Heck yeah."
"Hey,Maurice." You can here a mumble come from Maurice's lips, "Oh,shoot." A quick click on his laptop and soon there was only Face Book left on the screen. He let out a dry laugh. "Sup!Ready to smash the other team to pieces?" the blonde boy asked the two girls. "Sure," the cheerleader said quite quickly. "What about you two? Chad, Maurice?" "Eh," was their response. "I guess you could make it today,Mo. Huh?" the African American female chuckled. "Yeah, I know. I had all the chores to do and stuff. Well, it's life. I might leave early from the game. You know, little brother and little sister might need me. I hate it when my parents go out together on Friday nights when I'm left home with the twins." "Ah, your little siblings are twins?" Stacey smiled. "Yeah, I usually just block the two four year olds out by turning on my computer." "To get on Face Book?" Chad spoke. The African American girl interjected, "Well,duh. Everyone gets on FB to keep in touch." Stacey commented, "Face Book is like the no-calling-that-person's-phone-cause-I-don't-care-log." The group of teens laughed a little at Stacey's so-called joke. "Any other sites you go on, Maurice?" the other teen female jumped in for the opportunity.
"Uh..." he was literally saved by the bell as an alarm went off on his computer signaling that he had to be somewhere. The game was just soon to start in one minuter. "Shot, I should get going now. I really have to go." His laptop was still open as he stood up to walk away, but it was tilted at an angle so noone could see what he was really doing as he walked away. He began typing in things constantly on the keyboard and making various clicks on the mouse. Derrick turned his attention to his wireless handheld Internet device as he began to type in rapid messages and click on different functions,too. Ava began "texting" feriously. Elizabeth held her cheap cell phone. She had walked in sometime ago,but once the clock striked 7:30 she rushed to the restroom,her fingers moving quickly all over her keyboard. Chad slowly got out of his seat on the bleachers and walked away. Derrick saw Chad. Then he was walking by him, they both left out through the doors. The red-head, Ava, also got up, and followed. There was something fishy going on.
Conclusion of Report: The following are possible suspects for being a secret Kids Next Door spy: Chad Dickson, Maurice Willams, Elizabeth Polla, Derrick Meester, and Ava Valiant must go under immediate investigation. There is still no confirmation under the fact that there are teen spies working for the Kids Next Dorks.
Over and out,peeps.
...End of Detailed Declassified Report Sent to the Teenz...
"So,I got the report and the chat from what happened on 7:30. What else do you want me to do? Oh,okay. That? Sounds good to me, but I still think that-okay. Fine,we'll see if your idea works out better than mine? Shut up,okay? My idea is 10x better. Hacking into their beloved KND site would do us good. We already hacked their site before. We all know that that site has been closed down for like three months now after-okay,fine,no mentioning of the disappearance. I'll just do our mission - and the baby organization won't know that the information we gather can bring them to their knees. Ha. The KND website has all information about every operative. That's true. If that's the case it couldn't be why he disappeared. We all know that it has to have been something. Yeah, it could not have been nothing. So, it had to be something. We'll send the information back to Steve. I have no idea how freaking long this investigation is going to go on. I 'll get the rest of my evidence for the day,then we'll move on to Part Two."
The other end went silent as I hung up the phone.I just had to complete this. When this mission is complete...Well, the KND will be gone.
...Welcome to the Kids Next Door Sooper Secret Chat Room...
rainbowlove3 has signed on
TuffNPie has signed on
ForeverKidUK1 has signed on
ChillLax5 has signed on
TechChiliDude has signed on
rainbowlove3: yay!sector v is the first to try out the oh sooper secret tea party room :D
TuffNPie: its not a cruddy tea party numbuh 3 :(
rainbowlove3: i know tht SILLY! but it's the whole gang together so tht makes it 1 :)
ChillLax5: numbuh five already feels left out lol :P
TechChiliDude: yeah we need a topic to discuss on like abby said
TuffNPie: how about we discuss ur cruddy username?
TechChiliDude: my crummy username? look at urs!
ChillLax5: xD i'd hate 2 admit it but numbuh two gots a point there :P
ForeverKidUK1: Numbuh Four, atleast come up with a cool name. Since you like The Beatles, why not represent the UK? my home country needs some loving
ChillLax5: numbuh five thought you hate your home country?
ForeverKidUK1: I do... :( But my dad loves England like too much so once he heard I was joining a website he made me put something related to England in it. :'(
TuffNPie: so tht makes my name better than every1 elses \o/ rok on!
rainbowlove3: no one mentioned my username D:
TuffNPie: ...uh...
TechChiliDude: go ahead say it, Tuff 'n Pie : 3
TuffNPie: shudaup!
ChillLax5: lol
ForeverKidUK1: so..Who does have the best username here, NUMBUH FOUR? :)
TuffNPie: me..of course! \0/
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ChillLax5: ... :( BOY,DO YOU WANT TO FEEL THE WRATH OF NUMBUH FIVE'S HAT?
TuffNPie: "feel the wrath"? hanging around numbuh 2 2 much?
ForeverKidUK1: xD
TechChiliDude: how's that funny? and numbuh four, FEEL THE WRATH OF MY YIPPER CARD DECK BEATING THE CRAP OUT OF YOURS!
TuffNPie: neva!my Yipper card deck can...not beat urs.. :P
ChillLax5: facepalm...Both of you are going to feel the wrath of my hat. Your Yipper Cards can burn in your fireplace numbuh two!
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TechChiliDude: my yipper cards can burn in my fireplace...?tht makes no sense
TuffNPie: ewjrewMkbfdkrevgf KtmaD davfkdnsw DCVV 2e4r4o STOPPP jcfewjsdhsajm HELPPPPPPPPP damewgk;23345 hate eewilkyou
ForeverKidUK1: you okay over there numbuh four? ...
TechChiliDude: tuff n PIE! lol
TechChiliDude: what the chili dogs?AHH!why the chili dogs?
TechChiliDude: am,fre,qrl4i12bhj3 iKBFGJQKADdbfjSTOP!smdsae,
TuffNPie: ow!SHE IS CRAZY!
TuffNPie: oh gosh numbuh two is the victim now WE HAVE TO HELP HIM
ForeverKidUK1: uh what's going on here?
TuffNPie: to the Bat Mobile London Kid!
ForeverKidUK1: no thanks
TechChiliDude: MY YIPPER CARDS! :'''(
ForeverKidUK1: He's alive?
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ChillLax5: NEVER,Numbuh Four,never,insult Kuki like that again!And,Hoagie,shut up!
TechChiliDude: but u murdered my yipper cards :(
ChillLax5: no i did not and u knw tht I didnt! I threatened to murder them, then I-
TechChiliDude: oh yeah,you didn't throw my yipper cards in the fireplace. So yay!They didnt burn :)
ForeverKidUK1: o...kay,I'm left out. ...I guess I need to go call Lizzie now before she yells at me :\
TuffNPie: good luck with psycho
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TechChiliDude: NOW,he's gone.i thought he'll never leave :P
ChillLax5: he shuld totally break up wit lizzie
TuffNPie: i could care less..he jus doesnt need some1 who holds him back to what he rlly wants to do which is the knd
TechChiliDude: wow..smart wally xD
ChillLax5: thought i'll see it until like high school xD
TechChiliDude: i agree with y'all though,they should break up,IMO...at first i thought they were cute together, and i was kinda jealous that he has z nerve to ask out the girl he likes and i dont :(
ChillLax5: ...yeah but i think they could last a little longer though..probably a month or so-ish.
TechChiliDude: mhm
-silence for about five minutes-
ChillLax5: oh,numbuh two call me in a minute on my phone :)
TechChiliDude: k
TuffNPie: u guys r cruddy...this whole chat was boring - _ - Im going to sleep
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TechChiliDude: numbuh five?
ChillLax5: hm?
TechChiliDude: ...uhhhhhhhhhhhhh...should we just get off now and talk to each other on the phone or continue on chat?
ChillLax5: uh..idk?
TechChiliDude: phone, plz. I get tired of typing x)
ChillLax5: tht sounds lyk a plan :D ha call me then?
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TechChiliDude: numbuh two u have learned something today...tht numbuh five is not ugly when she's smacking u with a hat :)
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-Numbuh Five sits starring at her somputer screen for a moment or two-
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