I wrote this for fun. It is not to be taken seriously XD enjoy!

KONOHA HIGH SCHOOL PRESENTS 'A NIGHT WITH DISNEY'

The teacher's read on the poster Tsunade proudly held up, a suspiciously evil grin on her face.

"Y-you can't be serious?" Iruka managed. "After the fuss about last year..."

"Oh, I'm serious." Tsunade said, smile growing. "And this year, I've found a way to give them...incentive to practice and perform."

"Can I be there when you're telling them?" Kakashi asked, for once finding reality more fun than the little orange book he held.

"If you like. I need someone to take a picture of the looks on their faces."

Konoha High School is not for the faint hearted. The combination educational and ninja facility produced only the best of the best. By the last few years, the older students were often placed in the same homeroom - it was a waste of room space otherwise. There were to be five graduates this year: Neji, Lee, Tenten, Kankurou and Temari (she'd been quite sick most of the previous year and had chosen to redo it, much to the displeasure of her brother). Ten others made up the younger year: Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, Gaara, Hinata, Kiba, Shino, Shikamaru, Ino and Chouji.

Currently, all but Naruto were in homeroom, waiting for the news. Every year, Tsunade came up with an idea as her way of 'farewelling the graduates'. All the eldest students were expected (aka forced) to participate. After the horror of last year, it had been assigned to Naruto to find out what she had in mind this year. Seconds before the bell rang, Naruto burst into the room, breathing hard and looking white as a sheet.

"So?! What is it?" Kiba demanded, barely noticing the state Naruto was in.

"It's not the same as last year, is it?" Tenten asked, still trying to wipe the memory out of her brain.

"I-it's so much worse!" Naruto managed.

"So? Hurry up, dobe, spit it out." Sasuke grouched.

"We have to do a musical!"

At this comment, everyone paled. Even Shikamaru raised his head from the desk.

The looks on all their faces was truly worth catching on camera, something the unusually on-time Kakashi managed to snap as he, Iruka and Tsunade entered the room.

"I think I'll get that framed." Tsunade mused, grinning at her students.

"Baa-chan! You can't be serious!" Naruto wailed. "I can't sing!"

"Singing isn't the point, baka!" she snapped. "This is about participation and celebration! You doing this for your graduating friends!"

"That's really not necassary-" Neji began, but was interupted by a traitor.

"Where is your youthful spirit!" Lee yelled, leaping up. "This is the chance to really show off the Power of Youth to our fellow classmates!"

"Thank you Lee." Tsunade smiled. "I'm glad to see one of you is going to be enthusiastic about this." She straightened and crossed her arms under her impressive bosom. "I'm not expecting the rest of you to do this out of the generosity of your hearts. I have come prepared this year. All those who participate are exempt from exams." Naruto immediately whooped, then looked depressed again as he remembered what he was going to have to do. "I have the scripts, and will be pulling names from a hat to assign who will be singing what. Oh by the way, you should probably know the theme of our play." Her wicked smile grew. "Who here remembers their Disney duets?"

"NO!" Kankurou shouted. "Oh Kami no!"

"For once I agree. "Temari spoke up. "I mean, I'm sure there was a time when we all watched Disney, but...you can't be serious?"

"Teenagers!" Tsunade sighed, shaking her head. "This is nothing to be ashamed of! I hope you will all look back on this as a fun time!" She cocked her head slightly. "Unless, of course, we should do the same thing we did last year?"

Dead silence filled the room. The students glanced at each other. Talk about choosing the lesser of two evils.

"We get to skip exams if we do this, right?" Naruto finally spoke up, sounding like he was sighing over his life to a shinigami.

"Absolutely. This drama production will be worth 51% of your grade. I'm not expecting you to be fabulous singers - I want you to just try your best. Have some fun!" she grinned at there depressed faces. "And Gai-sensei has volunteered to be in charge."

"WHAT?!"

"YES!!" Lee's lone voice yelled amongst the chorus of horror.

"Iruka, the hats please."

Iruka handed forwards three hats and Tsunade cast a glance at her students.

"Since we have considerably less girls than boys, I will choose the boy/girl duets first. Prepare yourselves."

Kiba looked close to tears as Tsunade reached into the first hat.

"Alright, first boy is...Hyuuga Neji." Neji's hand met his forehead very fast and hard. He would have the luck to be chosen first.

"You're partner-" Tsunade reached into the second hat, "- ah, Tenten."

The bun haired girl flushed furiously, suddenly realising she would have to sing in front of the person she admired most in the world.

"And your song..." Tsunade scrabbled into the third hat and drew out a slip of paper.

"Please, don't let it be too bad." Neji whispered desperately to himself.

"You kids got lucky, it's a nice one. 'A Whole New World' from Aladdin."

Neji and Tenten glanced at each other. The girl shrugged. It could've been so much worse.

Tsunade continued on like this, receiving various horrified looks from the picked candidates. After pulling out the final female, the list read:

Neji and Tenten: A Whole New World - Aladdin
Kiba and Hinata: Reflection (solo) and Make a Man out of you - Mulan
Naruto and Sakura: Something there that wasn't there before - Beauty and the Beast
Chouji and Ino: The Bare Necessities - The Jungle Book
Shikamaru and Temari: Can you Feel The Love Tonight? - The Lion King

"And now for the remainder of you." Tsunade called, looking at the previously relieved faces of those who hadn't been picked yet.

Shino, Lee and Kankurou: Hakuna Matata - The Lion King
Gaara and Sasuke: You Gotta Friend in Me - Toy Story

This last choice broke out in sniggers from everyone (teachers included). The two glared at everyone then each other.

"As you can see, there is a mixture of romantic and friendship songs." Tsunade continued. "There is even a solo." At this Hinata flushed red and hid her face. "You will receive the script from Gai-sensei during drama. You will now be having combined drama class, and using the time to practice. There is also additional practice on Saturdays at 10am sharp. Late comers and no shows will lose marks." There was loud groans from the majority of the class. Tsunade couldn't help but smile again. She loved to torture her students, just a little, as thanks for the many grey hairs she constantly had to dye. "Any questions?"

After a moment, Hinata hesitantly raised a hand.

"A-ano...some of these songs have more than two singers." she said, terrified of the lash back from her fellow students.

"I know, Hinata, that will be sorted out during drama class." Tsunade assured. "Now, I'd better let Iruka take attendance. Have a good day!"

Tsunade wafted away. Kakashi took another picture of the devastated teens before he followed. Iruka glanced over his morbid class and smiled sadly.

"Sorry guys. I'm sure it'll be more fun than you think."

They all glared at him. Feeling the huge killing intent directed at him, Iruka decided to shut up and just take attendance without talking.