Author's note: Yeah, this is probably one of the most random things I've ever done, but it came into my head upon watching Amok Time and hasn't left, so I had to do something. So yeah, here it is.
And in case you're confused as to the meaning of fanfiction, I don't own Star Trek. Paramount does. If I owned it, there would be less Voyager and more Suder. The end.
"Spock, I've noticed you've been acting a bit oddly," Kirk mused.
Spock arched an eyebrow in response.
"Am I right in assuming that it's 'that time of decade'?" Kirk smiled boyishly.
Spock's eyebrow dropped. "Captain, comparing pon farr to a human woman's menstral cycle is most unamusing."
Uhura thought otherwise, but politely held back her giggles.