It all started, on a dark, stormy night. Joey was on his way to visit Shane, who was in the hospital, for the past two weeks.
Joey went to Shane's bedside, bundle of flowers in hand. Suddenly, Lisa walked in.
"Oh, hey you guys. I've been drinking for four days straight." Lisa smiles drunkenly."Oh you brought me flowers? Thanks Joey!"

Lisa grabs the flowers, vomiting on Shane. She giggles, and exits the room. At this moment, Shane wakes up from his coma. This coma was caused by his head hitting the headboard at certain times, with (ahem) moments with Joey. Because of internal bleeding, he had stitched, on his colon. (Dont forget the inside of his intestines,) Shane turns, looking at Joey, eyes full of lust.
"I'm gonna fuck you, right here, right now, in this puddle of vomit." Seeing Joey's look of surprise, Shane shrugs. "I'm into some weird ass shit,"

Joey looks back at him, opening his mouth to speak. "Baby boo bear, I didn't know you were into this kind of stuff!"
"But I am, and all Lisa did was bring us closer. Now you know my secret." Shane finished with a rapist smile.

Joey stammers, replying, "Nonono, we can't DO this, it's to public. There are.. cameras! People will see!"

"That's only the second of my many fantasies." At that moment, a drunken Lisa walks in, camera in hand. She turns it on, lights and all, and points it at them.

But Lisa was a part of it! She knew all along! She WANTED to be a part of it, pretending she didn't care, but truly, she wanted to be in a three-way relationship.

This being put, Shane and Joey didn't want that. Which is why Shane, underneath his pillow, pulled out a hidden foot long butcher knife. He stood up, and with all of his strength, stabs poor Lisa in the face. The knife goes through her head, but Shane doesn't stop. He drives the knife through her head ten times.

"Die bitch, die bitch, die bitch-"

At this moment, Lisa wakes up! Lisa turns to her left and right, seeing Shane and Joey. But she only wanted Joey to be there, and so in turn; She grabs a butcher knife, and turns to Shane. But Shane wakes up, and says to her, hurt.

"Lisa," He looks at her, tears in his eyes. "Originally, I wanted to kill you. Because I didn't think you would like the kinky shit that me and Joey are into. But now that you just went there, and tried to stab me in the face, and masturbating at the same time, it brought us so close."

So they reached over, the bloody butcher knife in hand, and they began stabbing Joey Graceffa in the face. Joey began to urinate all over the place, on the two of them. It was true love.

The En-

(Now wait there a moment. Not The End yet! The end isn't there!) Because JOEY WOKE UP FROM HIS NAP! He grabbed two rifles, and killed Shane and Lisa. He ended up surviving the alternate world, and they didn't.

But at that moment, God woke up.

"You know what, I don't think creating the world was a good idea. I can't destroy it, soo."

God made a complete black out, destroying the world along with everyone in it.

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This fanfiction is based off of this YT video. I'm messed up.
watch?v=s26AQwUVSmU