Hey everyone. Updating sucks and I'm the worst at this. SO. Letting you know that this is not going to be a cake-walk.

SetZee belong to my friend. Not me. Homestuck does not belong to me. It belongs to Andrew Hussie. Laphys, Kaeru, and Maola belong to me. On the other hand. Kalpha does not belong to me. These are fantrolls turned into humans and put in HighSchool. If you don't like this. Please do me a favor and leave. I don't feel like arguing with you over trivial things like TROLLS. Seriously? No.

Enjoy.

Chapter 1: New starts and Breakups.

Laphys sighed as he examined his newest town. Fifteen times. His Dad had made him move fifteen freaking times. All because of that stupid fashion place he worked out decided it couldn't stay in one place. Yes. This was just great. He leaned back further in his chair with an agitated hiss of anger and disapprovement. His father glanced at him through the rear view mirror.

"Listen, Laphys. Baby, You'll love your new school! Like, seriously, there's not a better place on Earth! Seriously, that's what all the reviews said anyway. But you can like, have fun there!"

"Tch." Laphys frowned and stared out the window.

"Answer me, young man! Like rude!" Kaeru scoffed and quickly took a turn at the light.

"I hope so too, Papa." He said with his arms still crossed.

"Good! Because is today and we're like here. Now get your ass out this car and have fun!" He clicked open the doors and pulled Laphys over to give him a kiss on the cheek.

Laphys pretended he didn't like it and made a disgusted face. On the inside, he wanted to hug Kaeru and cling to him and never let go. Because this was a completely knew school and he was just a sophmore. There was a good chance he would get his ass kicked as soon as he walked in. And even worse. What if Tauko found him all of a sudden and tried to get him again. Last time hadn't gone too well. His hand touched his hair.

"Okay, Bye~ Have a great day! And like, call me so I can come get you kays? Bye, sweetheart!" He let his son go and shooed him out of the car.
Laphys got out of the car and shut the door. Kaeru gave him one final look of good luck and Laphys blew him the quickest kiss in history. Then he ran up the steps and toward the building. It took him a while but he soon located the main office. And in there sat a boy with fiery colored hair and mint green colored eyes.
"It's not my damn fault! Stupid fucking teacher is a douchebag with the brain of a mite!" The boy yelled at the woman trying to calm him down.

...Was that a woman? The person turned and got a tissue from the desk then walked back to the screaming male. Laphys managed to get a good look at this person and still could not figure it's gender. It had short dark red hair, no chest but at the same time some chest, a fairly slim build and bright green eyes that were faded compared to the youngers'. Wait. It looked like a woman though. So it was a woman?

"Kalpha, you know you shouldn't be behaving like this. It's the third time this week you've gotten in trouble! And it's only Thursday!" The voice was low but strangely high. Like not too high to be a female but not too low to be a males. Damn. That must have been confusing.

"Oh please Mu-...Rory. That fucker deserved every fucking minute."

"Kalpha. Calm down sweetie." It said with a calming voice.

"I AM CALM!-What the fuck are you staring at?!" Kalpha turned his green eyed gaze to Laphys.

He jumped considerably then glared. "You having a tantrum, you damn child."

Kalpha growled and jumped up to punch Laphys in the face. But before he could do anything, Laphys grabbed his hand and twists it. Then he pulled him closer and gave a quick strike to his neck. Kalpha's body fell limp and plunged to the ground like a rock.

"Insolent bastard." Laphys mumbled and gave the he/she a once over. The man named Rory ran over to the fallen child after giving Laphys a small glare.
Laphys rolled his eyes and flipped his hair over his shoulder. Then he walked past them and into the back where the secretary was waiting. She was a short woman with a fairly large bust and a long floral sundress. "Hi, sweetie. Are you the new student that they told me about?~" She asked with a big smile. He simply nodded and blinked at her. "Well, I'm Miss Maola~! Nice to meet you!" She said and Laphys smiled and bowed lowly. "Hajimemashite. I am Megido Laphys." Maola giggled and bowed back. Then she took him to a long hallway full of doors.

"Excuse me Ma'am. But may I ask. Who was that boy out there?" He asked with concern. After all he had just basically paralyzed him.

"Boy?-Oh! You mean Kalpha. Kalpha Ampora." Maola said.

"Ampora?"

"Yes, he's of royal descent and I suppose that has gotten to his head. He's unbelievably spoiled."

"Oh. Thank you for telling me, Ma'am."

"No problem, sweetie~!"
She led him into a smaller room with a tall man sitting on the desk. "Welcome to Alternia High School."

Laphys trailed through the hallways. It was his lunch hour. The entire day had been spent with girls and a few guys oggling him like he was a peace of meat. Damn those quadrants. The main ones he was worried about were the black and red quadrants. Because around here that's what mattered apparently. Some guy had come up to him and asked him bluntly to fill his black quadrant. Laphys had almost broke his arm to tell him that he needed to back the hell up. He sighed and went outside. A few flower peddles flew past him as he walked. What was it about him that turned on people? That attracted them? It hadn't been that way when he was younger. Back then, he was avoided like the plague. But now, now it seemed like he was always targeted. Was it his long hair that reached his mid back but was strangely cut to be longer on his right side. But that was because of that bastard named Tauko. His light brown almost red eyes were on the ground as he walked. Tauko. His childhood love had broken his heart as soon as he had confessed.
Then when he ran away from it all and moved for the first time, Tauko had chased him like a maniac and now wanted his body. He wanted to be in blackrom relationship but Laphys kept refusing. He didn't want to be with Tauko. And as said before, the last time had not ended well. The Asian kept walking. His sleeveless red sweater clung comfortably to his body and a black vest went over it. Black skinny jeans and his knee high black boots held red laces. It was the middle of spring but Laphys still wore warm clothing, he was just naturally cold during spring and during winter, he was like a full blast heater. Laphys would have still been thinking but suddenly, he bumped into something. Or rather someone. And it took him a while to realize that he was staring at someone's stomach.

"O-Oh...Gomenasai..." Laphys backed up and bowed in apology.

"Huh? What did you all up and say, Motherfucker?"

Laphys blinked. This person called him a motherfucker but held no malice within his voice. Nothing violent. If anything, this person was extremely calm! Almost like they were...high?! The long haired Japanese male's eyes shot up and widened at the sight. A tall man with a big, sweet, and almost goofy smile looked at him. Light brown locks that cascaded down to almost his shoulders in layers. Then Laphys followed up to his eyes. Oh god. They were so beautiful. They were icey but warm and inviting like he could automatically seek calmness within them. Laphys soon found himself hypnotized by the very gesture of looking.

"Hey? You okay little dude?" The man with the god-like eyes asked.

Laphys snapped out of it and shook his head for clearance. "H-Hai..."

"You sure bro? You look motherfucking dazed or some shit."

Laphys just nodded then looked back at the taller. He had just noticed this man was wearing makeup. Black lines like a mime decorated under and over his vibrant eyes. Woah. Such weird symbols but they were so compelling to look at. As if it only added to his bright colored gaze. Then again, what he was wearing didn't help. A purple sweatshirt with a logo that said: 'Faygo' in rainbow colors. Black jeans with the multi colored dots going up the legs. Then normal purple converses. All of it seemed increasingly welcoming. Something that Laphys hadn't felt off of someone since he was with his father. And to be perfectly honest, it kind of turned him on. The sweetness. Oh god. No. He couldn't...could he? He just met this guy, he can't possibly want a red relationship with him. Right?!

"Motherfucker?"

Laphys blushed, realizing he was once again staring at the tall man. "H-Hai! Sorry! I was a bit dazed and staring. Forgive me. I...Uh...I'm Megido. Megido Laphys."

"Oh! Yea, the new motherfucker everyone is talkin' about. Nice to meet ya. I'm SetZee Makara." He took the smaller's small hand and shook it lightly. Laphys faintly at the handshake but soon hid it with a frown. "Well...I must get goi-" He was interrupted by a finger in his face, telling him to hush.

"Nonsense motherfucker. I'm gonna show a motherfucker around and shit." SetZee smiled and looked directly into Laphys' reddish-brown colored eyes. Once again, the small japanese became entangled by that deadly gaze. All he could do was blush like a twelve year old girl and nod his agreement. From that moment on, SetZee refused to leave his side. They we're practically red the way they would act around each other. Laphys learned to laugh more around SetZee and SetZee learned to be a little more strict with people. They were the perfect pair but unaware of the developing feelings.

Until one day that all changed.