Yeah... can't say much about this one. I'm not much use at poetry, all improvements welcome, but be honest. No false compliments, since this is probably bad enough to kill an orc. I'm broke, so you can't sue me.
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Gollum: Deck the caves with chocolate fishes,
Fa la la la la, la la gollum.
'Tis the time to kill hobbitses,
Fa la la la la, la la gollum.
Follow me to Mordor's Gate,
Fa la la la la, la la gollum.
We can use Fat Guy as bait,
Fa la la la la, la la gollum.
Fast away the Black Gate passes,
Fa la la la la, la la gollum.
Hurry up, Baggins and Fatses,
Fa la la la la, la la gollum.
See swimming fishes below us,
Fa la la la la, la la gollum.
Clamp our teeth, fish joins the dead ones,
Fa la la la la, la la gollum.
We wake now the giant spider,
Fa la la la la, la la gollum.
Baggins, Fat, survive shall neither,
Fa la la la la, la la gollum.
Frodo: Stop the singing altogether,
Sam: Fa la la la la, la la shut up.
Frodo: Or Sauron will change the weather,
Sam: Fa la la la la, la la shut up.
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Yes, I'm that crazy. I'm not planning to remake any other Christmas songs unless you inspire me, or shower me with cookies, or design an ASCII cookie. LaInsanoid, signing off.