Disclaimer: Waaaaaaaaait a minute! I think
this one is ALL mine! Yay! Talk about original!Well, the THEME of the song
isn't mine...hehe!
A/N: OK, I know skydiver doesn't really fit
lumberjack, but I didn't realize that until AFTER the song was done, and the
rest was just too funny to change, so, please read and review! Thanks!
The
Skydiver Song
Spoofing:
TheLumberjack Song
I never wanted to do this in the first place!
I...I wanted to be... A SKYDIVER!
Falling from cloud to cloud!
As they float through the blues skies of the
beautiful atmosphere!
The birds!
The clouds!
The white, gooey, bird poop!
The air!
The puffy white clouds in general!
With my worst parachute on my back!
I'd fall! Fall! Fall!
I'm a skydiver and I'm okay
I sleep all night and I fall all day!
Chorus- He's a skydiver and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he falls all day!
I fall quite fast, I break my bones
I go to the hospital!
On Sundays I go washin'
Because of my 'chute's smell!!
Fellow Skydivers- He falls quite fast, be
breaks his bones
He goes to the hospital
On Sundays he goes washin',
Because of his 'chute's smell!!
Chorus- He's a skydiver and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he falls all day
I fall quite fast, I limp and scream
I like to hit the ground
I put on my worst p'chute
And jump high from a cloud!
Fellow Skydivers-He falls quite fast, he
limps and screams
He likes to hit the ground
He puts on his worst p'chute
And jumps high from a...CLOUD?!?
Chorus-He's a skydiver and he's okay
He sleeps all night and he falls all day
I hit the ground, I scream in pain
Broken bones and skulls
I wish I'd been the smart one
Just like my faithful dog!!
Fellow Skydivers-He hits the ground, he
screams in pain
Broken bones and... SKULLS?!?!?!
Girl-*crying* and I thought you were so
smart!!
