Bella sighed at Edward, exasperated. She didn't understand how he could be so rude to her! She was his fiancee, DAMN IT. DID THE MAN NOT CARE? Nope, he didn't, because Edward Cullen was a bossy little boy in need of a spanking! OUCH. Hurts.
She decided she needed to teach Edward Cullen a lesson. A BAD LESSON. Nobody messed with Bella, that's for sure. She'd mess anyone up who tried.
Smiling to herself, Bella rummaged underneath her bed, searching for the right materials.
A-HA! There it was. Bella sighed, relieved. She hadn't been sure she would! OH NOES. Thank god she did though. She sent a brief word of thanks up to the heavens. Her luck sure was with her this wonderful, beautiful, rainy day. Bella laughed at herself. She couldn't believe she was ENJOYING A RAINY DAY. For sure.
Assembling the right parts, Bella set up her trick on the windowsill, ready for when Edward would show up for bedtime.
Hurrying, Bella got ready for bed and under the covers, feigning sleep. Any minute Edward would be there! Bella wiggled in anticipation! SHE COULDN'T WAIT.
Just then, Bella heard the window open, then the noise of Edward picking it up. A second later, Edward was there, nuzzling her neck and asking, "What exactly is this?"
Bella laughed, pecking his cheek. "It's a giraffe! HAHAHAHAAHA!"